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Zac Efron, Bond Villain? (Still Not A Bedhead)
One simply must give credit to Zac Efron for keeping the so-called dream alive, for the bloke hasn’t even been deterred by the recent Me and Roy Rogers Orson Welles poster debacle. Now, Efron...
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I Pimped Out My Kids and All I Got Was This Lousy Reputation
Michael Lohan could be looking at jail time for his nasty habit of taping his calls and then making them public. Nevertheless, his “leaked” phone conversations continue to dribble out, stinking up...
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I Question Your Commitment to Sparkle Vampires
New Moon opened to big, big box office numbers last week, thereby guaranteeing a couple more years of sparkly-vampire infestations at your local theatre. It will not surprise you to learn that, of...
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The Twilight-Heroin Motif Gets Even Creepier
In the original Twilight novel, author Stephanie Meyer included some (allegedly) swoonworthy dialogue, in which Edward tells Bella that, due to her blood’s intoxicating scent, “Yes, you...
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Tasty Waves and a Pimp My Commodore Bud
Myatery Ass: This one does better on a rear view. (HT)
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Site Issues
Apologies for the intermittent disappearance of the site. Finally fixed things around 4:30 am, so new content will come, well, when it does…
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The Rock Won’t Leaving My Shit List Any Time Soon
You know, I really thought that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and I could work through our differences and, eventually, live happily ever after with a brood of Samoan-Bedhead babies. Sadly, I...
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Mon Dieu! The Squeakuel Is Upon Us
Well, this is just fabulous. Not only do I feel obligated to apologize to Spain for the horrors my countrymen have inflicted, but now I must do so for France as well. It seems that Alvin and the...
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Tasty Waves and a Planet-Murdering Buttfucks Bud
agentbedhead.com — Miranda Kerr: Look, there’s her otherworldly ass! (UMC) Levi Johnston: NSFW photos of his naked ass. (POTP)... Mariah Carey’s vanity confirmed by paint job. (CS) Victoria Beckham claims... (more) Tasty Waves and a Planet-Murdering Buttfucks Bud
Sparkling Vamps & Waxed Werewolves Killed The Box Office
Bloody hell, mates. The newly-released The Twilight Saga: New Moon took in $26.2 at Thurs-Fri midnight shows, which led to a $72.7 million Friday. Both of these amounts shatter the previous records...
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Gaddafi Urges The Tall & Leggy To Convert To Islam
Over time, I’ve learned not to be surprised by the antics of one Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, who is a topic of obsession for the gay boyfriend. Quite simply, nothing is beyond reproach for...
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Tonight We Bathe in the Stench of Victory!
Well, dang. After all that macho sword-waving and Immortal-slaughtering, it turns out that Leonidas is some sort of closet metrosexual. Gerard Butler recently told Scott Mills of BBC’s Radio 1 that...
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Tasty Waves and a Get The Hell Outta Here Bud
Carrie Prejean: Sex tape stills of former Miss Cali. (Yeeeah!) Kate Hudson’s nympho ass = too big for her britches. (CS) Brad Pitt would rather have family time than $5 mill. (CB) Claire...
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Tonight We Bathe in the Stench of Victory!
Well, dang. After all that macho sword-waving and Immortal-slaughtering, it turns out that Leonidas is some sort of closet metrosexual. Gerard Butler recently told Scott Mills of BBC’s Radio 1 that...
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The Divine Gwyneth Reinvents A Thanksgiving Staple
Admittedly, I’ve been subscribing to Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP newsletter because Thursday mornings are so notoriously difficult that I could use the guaranteed laughter. This week, Goopy...
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Gwyneth
This week, Gwyneth presents an outrageous notion: Thanksgiving leftovers! Who’d ever thought of this brazen idea if it weren’t for dear old GOOP? This year we have added a succulent slow...
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Tom & Katie’s Publicist-Directed Reaffirmation Of Their Staged Love
It looks like someone has become a fan of preemptive damage control. Apparently, Tom Cruise was concerned that people would get the wrong impression when he and wifebot Katie Holmes spent their third...
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Erupting Soon from a Uterus Near You
Don’t get me wrong: I like Taylor Swift. She’s cute as a button, she has a delightful personality, she writes her own songs, and she seems genuinely surprised by the level of success she’s...
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Tasty Waves and a The Horror, The Horror Bud
Bar Refaeli shows off that perfect ass in lingerie. (HT) Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive? Judges = stoned. (CS) Gerard Butler stinks but can still get in my pants for spoofing the MJ baby-balcony...
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Top 50 Albums Of The Decade: Doherty Scoops 3
Rock stars do laundry too… occasionally. Those of you who don’t follow the Brit rock scene would never know it, but Pete Doherty really does lead a (more or less) critically acclaimed...
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