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A good friend will pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.
A good friend will bail you out of jail —> while a best friend will be right beside you goin’ “that was freakin awesome!”
I tried to find a poem about ...
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I am on all these e-mail list-servs (don’t ask) and there regularly appear these emails which read, in relevant part, “a dear friend needs a sublet in Seattle” or “a dear friend is looking for an internship,” or “a dear friend’s SamTimer clock fell into ...
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I wasn’t even trying or nothing! Eric asked if I wanted to play in a poker game and I replied:
No can do.
Have the flu.
Holy cow.
I rhyme now.
Maybe, I’m one of those people whose genuis is unlocked by fever! Nobel Prize in literature here I come!
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I don’t know what kinds of names you guys were calling Belichick on Monday, but the Yale football coach “went for it” on fourth and 22, leading the game by 3 points. We didn’t get it. Harvard got the ball on our 30 and scored a touchdown. So who’s the worst coach ...
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Thanks for all the well wishes…I’m much less deathy today. Unfortunately, I am still visibly and audibly sick, so I can’t really go anywhere or do anything, but I’m not so sick anymore that I am perfectly content to lay in bed 23 hours out of the day watching cartoons. ...
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I feel wretched.
I can’t see the doctor until tomorrow, made some poor choices about over the counter medications and now I’m afraid to sleep because there may be contraindications and I might not wake up. I’m kidding. Mostly.
FYI: Comtrex is the suck.
Anyway, I’ve ...
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Is Lady Gaga a white people thing, a young people thing or a gay people thing? #Iseriouslydontgettheappeal
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Doris: How are you feeling?
Me: Like death. Goodbye Doris. You can have my Wes Welker jersey.
Doris: Um…you spelled BMW wrong.
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Bud Day
kinda makes me…German. Best part? A mutual friend told the guy AND HE responds in the comment section!
*Hands cover my face*
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This post belongs on either my poker blog or my football blog. However, I make poor decisions, as you are about to see. Plus, I like to take my once a year shot at making a convert to poker and football out of Kaz, Tae and pearatty.
So, here we go. Hey! Stop that stopping reading. I see you. ...
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I don’t know why I’m fighting sleep. I am tired and I have an early day tomorrow. I don’t even really have anything to say in this post! So, with that: Goodnight. Pray for Tom Brady to emerge victorious in Indiana tomorrow.
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I wish I could send bloggers who accuse the Obama administration of communism/socialism to Cuba or China so they can see what happens to journalists who criticize a communist/socialist government. Alas, I live in a democracy, with a bill of rights which would make such disappering unlawful.
So ...
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In keeping with the whole religion theme of the week, today’s poem is Blake’s famous theological debate. He writes about the imposing, frightening tiger and then asks if it was created by the same one who made the lamb. God who is good…does he also bring the bad…or is ...
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My cousins and I – the ones born and raised just 11 blocks away from me, the ones with whom I shared a pediatrician – could not be more different. First off, my aunt chose to stay with her philandering husband. So their dad lives with them. Plus, there are three of them: my oldest boy cousin, ...
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Everybody’s mom says stuff to them like “I’ll never forget this” and then angrily hangs up the phone, right?
Kay, just checking.
