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Four pounds lost. Zero martinis consumed.
Die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die.
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Bud Day
Next summer when my thighs are chapped it won’t be from wearing shorts.
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The diet starts tomorrow. Yeah, I know, I know… that’s what everyone says. But in my case it’s true: today I went by the doctor’s for pre-breakfast blood work. Now I’m waiting on UPS to deliver the materials.
So while I feel very optimistic right now, it’s ...
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So, okay, let’s clear the air. First off, back in the days when I first started this here blog everyone who spent enough time online to actually write or read a blog was fat. Hate me for saying it if you want, but having grown up as an ugly, chubby kid ( thankssomuch Mom and Dad for being ...
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The winner (despite your “votes”) is:
Schizoid with:
Figure 3b. Atypical pinocchism with no nasal deformity.
Honorable mentions:
Will with:
If you experience your tie pointing sideways for more than four hours, contact your dry cleaner.
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Ike with:
“Not to ...
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It’s been a while since we played Word Fugue, that addictive word association game that fills space when I’ve got nothing else to blog about. (Well, I could tell you about the awesome shoes I bought, but if you’re a Facebook friend you’ve already seen them.)
So, what ...
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Winner announced Monday!
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After an email tussle with a soldier friend who’s serving overseas, all of my profusely apologizing emails bounce back with an MMX error. This has been gong on for two months.
Can anyone explain what an MMX error means? And, more to the point, does this mean I should assume something ...
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This is a test. This is only a test. If this were an actual blog entry, I’d be telling you to run to the nearest window and look for airborne swine (for those of you in Arkansas, that’s a fancy way of warning you about pigs flying).
If you’re reading this it means I’ve ...
