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Orderliness is Next to Godliness
And, by God, we will have order : An Arkansas cop has been suspended after tasering a ten-year-old girl who repeatedly "screamed, kicked and resisted" when her mother attempted to get her to have a shower before bed. In the old days, they'd let us stone her. Fall Fundraiser: Please give if you ...
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Sarah Palin & Carrie Prejean: The Future of the Republican Party?
Image © Austin Cline Click for full-sized Image More Propaganda Posters How many Republicans do you suppose are looking forward to the possibility of Sarah Palin getting in bed with Carrie Prejean for the 2012 presidential race? None of the likely male Republican candidates can possibly ...
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Department of Book Reports: Going Bovine
If you know Libba Bray from her Gemma Doyle trilogy , you may be in for a surprise here. Going Bovine (Delacourte, $17.99) 16 year old Cameron just wants to get out of high school, with as little effort as possible. When he is diagnosed with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, even that is out. Once ...
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The Opinuary Column
The Opinion "The heart and soul of a country are under the dominion of its most cynical, manipulative power brokers" has died, having been struck by the smallest beam of illumination, the cleansing light of self-reflection. True, the "heart and soul" of the abstraction known as "Real America" ...
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The One True Cure for Breast Cancer
Rev. Flip Benham Operation Save America Dear Rev. Benham , Your expose on the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure was very enlightening. I particularly enjoyed the part where you took them to task for failing to support the one true cure for breast cancer ( scroll down ): But it [ Susan G. Komen ...
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Senators prescribe firearms for PTSD and other mental disabilities
Senators prescribe firearms for PTSD and other mental disabilities
patriotboy.blogspot.com — As many as 300,000 veterans from the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq are afflicted with post traumatic stress disorder and other mental disabilities. The suicide rate for soldiers is now five times higher than in the Persian Gulf War and 11% greater than ... (more) Senators prescribe firearms for PTSD and other mental ...
It moved me
This guy has talent. Fall Fundraiser: Please give if you can. Paypal
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She ain't afraid of no Vietcong king
Here's my Amazon review of Going Rouge by Sarah Palin. Please consider Giving it a "helpful" vote so that I can continue my string of writing the "Most Helpful Favorable Review[s]" for some of conservatism's greatest authors. Ain't afraid of no Vietcong king , November 17, 2009 By Gen. ...
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White Men With Guns Improving the Capitalist Brand
Steven Rowe Senior Vice President Northwest Dairy Association Dear Mr. Rowe , I see your Darigold dairy products every time I go shopping, but I seldom buy them. I'm not sure why that is, but I suspect it's because of the packaging. It's rather boring and uninviting. Far too staid and ...
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The RNC's back-up plan for abstinence
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Columbus go home?
This speaker at the St. Paul anti-Mexican rally is a little confused about our Teabagger values. More here . Fall Fundraiser: Please give if you can. Paypal
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GOP Boys' Club: Blaming Women For All Ills
Image © Austin Cline Click for full-sized Image More Propaganda Posters Patriarchal and misogynistic attitudes have been expressed in an unusually concentrated, open, and unapologetic manner in recent weeks. I don't think it's entirely coincidental that racism and neo-Nazism have also ...
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Department of Book Reports: The Posthuman Dada Guide, Tzara & Lenin Play Chess
The Posthuman Dada Guide, Tzara & Lenin Play Chess by Andrei Codrescu (Princeton Press $16.95) This delightful volume uses the historical figures of Tristan Tzara, the Romanian poet and V.I. Lenin to look at the split between radical art and ideological revolution in 1916. Zurich had become a ...
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This and that
My Amazon review is finally up. It's currently the "Most Helpful Favorable Review." Help me keep it that way by giving it your vote. More proof that furriners are attempting to tempt us into a life of immorality. Fall Fundraiser: Please give if you can. Paypal
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The Opinuary Column
The Opinuary Column
patriotboy.blogspot.com — The Opinion "And for what he has done, we know that the killer will be met with justice –- in this world, and the next. " has died as a result of a self-inflicted impossibility, for there is no way "to know" about a "next life" for which there is no ... (more) The Opinuary Column
The Billionaire's Lament
H. Ross Perot Jr is living the American dream. He made billions through government subsidized real estate deals. Special tax breaks and Bush era tax cuts provided him with enough disposable income that he thinks nothing of spending a million dollars on a rhino hunt and a couple more million to ...
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Amazon Review: Still Standing by Carrie Prejean
I've submitted my Amazon review of Carrie Prejean's Still Standing . You will find it here when Amazon gets around to posting it. If you like it, please cast a vote recommending it, so it becomes the "top favorable review." A Little More Leviticus, Please , November 11, 2009 By Gen. JC ...
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First they came for our boners
Digby commits heresy : I have a moral objection to paying for any kind of erectile dysfunction medicine in the new health reform bill and I think men who want to use it should just pay for it out of pocket. After all, I won't ever need such a pill. And anyway, it's no biggie. Just because most ...
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Honoring our Deferment Veterans
patriotboy.blogspot.com — A veteran disrespects someone who chose to fight the Vietcong by getting a deferment so he could give pro-war speeches to Young Republicans. Fall Fundraiser: Please give if you can. Paypal (more) Honoring our Deferment Veterans
Infiltrating the Separationists
Photo courtesy of the amazing Dr. Zaius . As many of you know, I spent the weekend, infiltrating Americans United for the Separation of Church and State , a group so nefarious, they fight against allowing our children the opportunity to praise the Lord by handling serpents and drinking ...
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