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Agnolo Bronzino (prob. Jacopo Pontormo): “Portrait of a
Shitmoat Builder with Her Litter “(c. 1530)(soil on wood)
Amy Alkon, Advice Shitmoatress Blog
Burka Barbie!
All Muslims suck.
Amy Alkon, Advice Shitmoatress Blog
Vote Your Melanin
Black people are the ...
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Sherrod Brown
The Shortest Brent Bozell Ever, NewsDouches
Words for Potent Jerks
Douche.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard . We are aware of all Internet traditions .™
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Oh hey look, it’s the Tea Party documentary trailer:
Things I love about this trailer:
How they keep using footage of the same black guy over and over again to show that it’s not just an old white people movement.
The fact that they really expect us to take them ...
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Not content to remain permanently in the shadow of the succès fou of Jonah’s magnum opus Liberal Fascism: From Mark Twain to Oat Bran Muffins , John J. Miller, the resident dork at America’s Shittiest Website™ and perpetrator of the 100 Most Awesome Conservative Rock Songs , has ...
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Brad Miller
Shorter Matthew Balan, NewsBusted:
CNN blah blah CPSI blah blah Popcorn blah blah Left-Wing
A large tub of buttered popcorn at the movies has only 50 calories and 1 gram of fat. Anyone who says otherwise is a a big fat left-wing liar.
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CNN
Grant Wood: West Virginia Gothic (1930)
(oil on beaverboard)(no … seriously … on beaverboard .)
Shorter Don “Bill Bob” Surber, Charlsten Daley Male
The Old Cow
This joke about Nancy Pelosi being an old cow is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in my ...
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Nancy Pelosi
Super Wingnut Rich Lowry sits down with ex-Governor Moose Eater for an interview . As you’d expect, it’s a typically tough and hard-hitting interview that mostly asks ex-Governor Moose Eater about how sad she feels when mean elite people are mean to her. Just look at the ...
White House
ABOVE:Bernardo Strozzi (attr.), Man in Full, Portrait of
Jonassandro del Oroburro (17th cent.)
Somewhat Shorter Loadpants, America’s Shittiest Website™
Why Contribute to NRO?
Well, of course, I couldn’t say you should give to NRO to keep my lard-ass in ranch ...
Other
ABOVE: Bronzino, Portrait of a Young Moron (c. 1530)(sludge on wood)
Shorter Ben Smith, My Daddy Ruined A Bank And All I Got Was A Shitty Political Website And Some Crappy TV Stations
Playing the race card on ‘Going Rogue’
In considering whether Lynn Vincent is a ...
Other
ABOVE: Godzilla (right) v. Destoroyah (left)
Shorter Debbie Schlüsselcheiße, Debbie Schlüsselscheiße:
HUH?!: Geller “Anti-”Honor Killing Rally Features Mother Who Conspired to Kill Daughters
Pamela “Atlas Shrugs” Geller is a stupid bitch.
‘Shorter’ ...
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The latest hullabaloo over in Fucktardville is that Obama, cleverly remonikered by the perpetually scintillating Dan Riehl as O-Bow-Now (harharharhar, you’re killing us, Dan!), bowed to the Emperor of Japan. Apparently, the appropriate wingnut protocol in this instance would have been ...
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Barack Obama
Dan Boren
Japan
ABOVE: James Percival Hoft, Fourth Earl of
Grosconnard and First Pundit of Gateway
I think one of the reasons that conservatives thought that Terry Schiavo was still alive was that they were reading Jim Hoft, the “Gateway Pundit,” and thought that if this guy, who clearly is ...
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Via John Cole , here’s a Red State Action Alert:
Today Barack Obama is going to announce that the terrorist mastermind of September 11th, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, will be sent to New York City for a criminal trial in a civilian court.
In that trial, the terrorist will get all the ...
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Barack Obama
Over at RenewMyVows, Kristia Cavere has got it going on :
The list of industries which have failed is alarming: textiles, automobile, production, agricultural, energy, healthcare, banking, education. This is the logical outcome of the ever-growing Democratic control of American industry, ...
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Shorter Dann Popp, DependsAmerica
Get a job
There would be no unemployment were it not for unemployment insurance.
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Dan Boren
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There was once a love letter by one
William Ward to Silvio Berlusconi published in Newsweek :
It’s not just for his showmanship; Italians also appreciate his hard work as a retail politician and electoral strategist. Berlusconi has not only ...
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“Portrait of Rear Admiral Timothy Gramajeure Bottom”
by George Romney (1778)(oil on bed linen)
Shorter Tim Graham, News Buttsters
WaPo’s Milbank Decries ‘Hateful and Gruesome’ Hill Protest, Thrown by ‘Party of No Taste’
Reporters should ...
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Note:
I was going to add a cf. here on the wingnut reaction to the Ft. Hood shootings, since the cartoon sort of hangs heavily in the air like a small, unmoored dirigible — without, as it were, an obvious connection to either solid ground or the airs of satire. And then Djur, in ...
