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URGENT: Senate To Vote Saturday(!) On Healthcare Takeover
Your scumbag Senators are poised to vote on this shit sandwich tomorrow night . If they get cloture, they’ll get their bill and you’ll lose many of your basic, fundamental freedoms. CALL, FAX, EMAIL YOUR SENATORS TODAY. Find your Senators here . Enjoy the full list of ...
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Western Pennsylvania…are you really that stupid?
Why do you keep electing that slimeball, John Murtha ? I saw this on Glenn Beck last night: Republican William Russell couldn’t even come within 15 points of Murtha in the 2008 congressional election. Sheesh. Western Pennsylvania…are you stupid, apathetic, or just bought ...
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Hey Parents!
Why not get one of these titles for your precocious little ones this Holiday Season™
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How liberals define “accomplishment”
Check out libtard Dan Benbow’s fabulous defense of Barack Obama’s “accomplishments”. : Elected to confront colossal real world problems, Barack Obama has faced a steady onslaught from the 5150 elements of the right over trivialities such as his bowing to the Saudi ...
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No Wonder They Keep Coming Back
From the Dept. of Unfortunate Headlines at The Guardian: “Somali pirates beaten off in second attack on Maersk Alabama” Though I’m certain it caught them off guard I’d hope that’s not ‘Plan A’.
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10 Year Old Gets Tasered.
I need to instruct my kids in the art of state sanctioned child abuse by the use of “very, very, brief” stuns with the Taser and then putting them in handcuffs. We could make it fun! Dad could cheer me on! OZARK, Ark. — Ozark Police Chief Jim Noggle says one of his officers ...
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Quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever seen
During MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL? Does The Gap even know the demographic that watches football? Go Kwanzaa!:
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Other Breaches of Protocol
Certainly, President Obama’s bows before Saudi royalty and the Japanese emperor as well as Michelle Obama’s inappropriate groping of the Queen of England have raised eyebrows across the world. But our President continues his gaffe-fest unabated. Witness these unfortunate faux pas ...
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Why Obama Bows
It took some digging, but this important message from the CEO of Sony might explain why President Obama bowed so deeply before Emperor Akihiro. It’s because Barack Obama is half Caucasian. ps. Gotta keep working on the video skills.
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Eric Holder Resigns To Represent Khalid Sheik Mohammed
It’s not too far fetched. After all, his old law firm was representing at least 17 Gitmo detainees earlier this year. What? Is Lynne Stewart not available? She is out of jail after all and now celebrated on the college talk circuit . The last time New York put on a trial for the ...
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Moving Up From Fact Checking SNL
Our watchdog media uncovers the fact behind Sarah Palin’s book, Going Rogue. Thank You Know Who that these people are on the job . PALIN: Says Obama has admitted that the climate change policy he seeks will cause people’s electricity bills to “skyrocket.” THE FACTS: ...
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Breaking: Football Players Are Stupid
sixmeatbuffet.com — Well, not all of them, just a very healthy percentage. Three freshman Vols arrested, two charged with armed robbery . KNOXVILLE – Three University of Tennessee football players this morning face attempted armed robbery charges Janzen Jackson, Michael Edwards and Nu’Keese ... (more) Breaking: Football Players Are Stupid
Dear Leader Votes Present Yet Again
sixmeatbuffet.com — The Obamessiah doesn’t like any of the options that his advisors have presented him with regard to Afghanistan. His biggest gripe about these options is that they each require him to make a decision . Making a decision is not something the ... (more) Dear Leader Votes Present Yet Again
Even Paglia Gets It?
If you can make it through the first vomitous paragraphs where Camille can’t stop praising Pelosi for having a vagina, she puts together some of the best descriptions of the healthcare nightmare bill I’ve seen yet . But this rigid, intrusive and grotesquely expensive bill is a ...
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The Myth Of The Blue Dog
Tennessee’s own Jim Cooper – who so many are quick to point out is a “moderate” or “blue dog” – is every bit the treasury looter that the rest of his brothers and sisters are on the left side of the aisle. He proved it with his gutless vote on ...
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Facebook post of the day
Comes from Buffet friend Stacy, formerly of Still Stacy . You can tell she raises her children well: From my 13 year old just now: “I’m gonna make a new hot dog called a Barney Frank. It’ll be fat and full of shit”. Taken down by a 13-year-old Stacy, we miss your ...
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Why Daddy Drinks, Indeed
Humorist, Buffet friend and all-around good guy Ronald Hart has just released his new book, No Such Thing As A Pretty Good Alligator Wrestler: Kids, Politics and Family-Why Daddy Drinks Pick it up at Amazon.Com or visit his website for discounts on multiple copies for the coming ...
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Better Late than Never, I Guess
Thank you Mr. President for doing the right thing here … even if W did beat you to it. Now let the ass-kissing begin.
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Fistful of Fetus – A Modest Proposal
If we can’t make some guy over there (who never screwed you) pay for some dirty whore’s abortion then it’s like the worst thing in the history of this country – evah! How about a trade? The Commission On Hooking Up helps needy sluts find a guy willing to sport their ...
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Sweet Home Alabama
Sorry, this one couldn’t wait for White Trash Wednesday :
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