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Photos That Make Some Kind of Awful Sense (Palin Version) : That's a worker at the Meijer supermarket in Fort Wayne, Indiana, stacking books on a table near the shampoo aisle. Meijer is kind of WalMart, Jr., for those unfamiliar. The book is Sarah Palin's Going Rogue . You may have heard ...
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Quotes That Make the Rude Pundit Want to Huff Hair Dye and Beard Gel (Refreshingly Free of What's-Her-Name) : 1. How about a palate cleansing plate of absurdity? In one of the greatest moments of 24-hour news networks forced banter, Situation Room host Wolf "Behold the Glow of My Resplendent ...
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Fact-Checking Sarah Palin Is a Waste of Everyone's Time, But Fuck It : Sigh. This is getting repetitive, isn't it? Yeah, it's still fun, but, Christ, there's only so many times you can do it. But let's see if we can get it up for one more sore, exhausted fuck before we have to go back to doing ...
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What's with the New Backlash Against Women? (Part 2: Palinophilia on the Right) : Here’s a bit from Sarah Palin’s new book, Going Rogue : "I moved to go speak with him [a reporter from Anchorage], but a campaign handler grabbed my elbow and said, 'No, no, no ... this way.' A few minutes later ...
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Rudy Giuliani and Republicans Are Goddamned Cowards : One of the things we often cringe to admit is that the worst stereotypes exist. The loca chica, the gangsta, the asshole Wall Street exec, they all are real. Gay male stereotypes, too. In New York City, you will find every kind of ...
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The Rude Pundit Chants with Stephanie Miller Tomorrow : There is nothing more physically and spiritually gratifying than spending a Monday morning in the Tantric embrace of the Rude Pundit and Stephanie Miller on her fine radio show. Get your chakras shaken at 9:30 ET/6:30 PT.
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Conservatives Are Scared of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed; Liberals Are Not : So it was that in a hangover haze, desperately thirsty, sore, and craving pancakes, the Rude Pundit opened his email this morning to see he had received a frantic email from Erick Erickson of the blog RedState . Knowing that ...
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What's With the New Backlash Against Women? (Part 1) : Evidence of resurgent sexism: 1. So Publishers Weekly puts out a list of the 10 "best" books of 2009, covering all genres. It contains not a single female author. Sure, it's all subjective as hell, but play the odds on that happening. Not ...
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Veterans Day for the Living of a Previous Failed War : That's a photo of Nick Smartt , who was "a rifleman with Company B, 12th Cavalry/Airborne/Air Mobile, 1st Battalion, 1st Cavalry Division, during the Vietnam War. His job was to carry an M79 grenade launcher into firefights." The picture ...
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Understanding Why Nadal Hasan Did It Makes Us Stronger : God, we liberals are such fucking pussies, aren't we? Our vaginas just ache in sympathy with the most heinous people, like Major Nadal Hasan, who massacred soldiers at Fort Hood. Just look at how vile we are behaving: questioning why ...
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The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show : Somehow, discussions of serial killers, nipples, and the undulating movement of fat added up to an insightful (and strangely sexy) discussion about the miserable world of politics: Powered by Podbean.com You can also get your ...
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Health Care Reform Passes the House; Country Still Standing...For Now : It was his moment to shine, and Indiana Republican Mike Pence took his five-minute turn at the mike in the esteemed House of Representatives, heart of democracy in the United States of America, and, with complete ...
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Mondays on Stephanie Miller : Hey, did you get that sexy little joke in the title? Like being on top of Stephanie Miller? Well, actually, if you read it correctly, it sounds like someone named "Mondays" is on top of her. Or that a pile of things called "Mondays" are crushing her. Shit, that's ...
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A Modest Proposal: Rape the Guy Holding the Holocaust Sign at Yesterday's Health Care Riot : If you haven't seen it yet, here's a sign at least one person, probably two people, hoisted proudly at the Michele Bachmann Anti-Health Care Reform Mass Shit Toss in DC yesterday . At the Mass Shit ...
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Why Glenn Beck Ought to Be Repeatedly Cock-Punched (Yes, Even in the Hospital) : Now that Glenn Beck's internal organs have decided , like a Michele Bachmann staff member, "Get me the fuck away from this crazy fucker" and rebelled against their host body, it is perhaps a good time to beat him ...
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Shit What We Learned From Last Night : Forget what the assholes on TV are saying about the various elections and initiatives from last night. Who gives a shit what Michael Steele is crowing about? (Transcendent? Really?) Here's all ye know and all ye need to know about yesterday: 1. In a nation ...
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Today's Vote Will Tell Us Nothing About Barack Obama : On today's Morning Starbucks with Joe over on the MSNBC, the thirty or so people on the air were talking with Republican Minnesota Governor Tim "My Name Sounds Like Something Elmer Fudd Would Say" Pawlenty about the upstate New York ...
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The Rude Pundit on Today's Stephanie Miller Show : The kink factor was high today as producer Chris Lavoie joined in a threesome about the amount of fellatio on The Stephanie Miller Show . The Rude Pundit was of the opinion that there could never be enough. Powered by Podbean.com  ...
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Fox "news" Takes Us To Its Leader : It's really not so much that Fox "news" Sunday had Rush Limbaugh on. No, that's just fine, if redundant. The 24-hour news networks are filthy with radio and print commentators from across the ideological spectrum. They show up, they comment, they're done. ...
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The Health Care Debate: Abortion as the Last Arrow : So during the endless discussion over what was going to be part of the health care reform bill coming out of the House of Representatives, some Blue Dog Democrats voiced their fear that hard-earned cash money from them or their constituents ...
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