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Gary Kubiak and The Crazy 8-8's
The Texans are 5-5 now. Looking at the rest of the season: Lose to Indianapolis Lose to Jacksonville Beat Seattle Beat St Louis Beat Miami Lose to New England 8-8 again. Bye bye, Gary.
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Bellyrubs
Someone wants a bellyrub... Bruwyn will jump on a counter or the table to let me know he wants a morning snack and bellyrub. He knocked a few things off of the table, 1 by 1, then spread across it. He's such a pest.
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Loss
Rahel - I'll try to post more photos of Nardo and the baby panthers in the next few days so they'll be here when you get back. My deepest condolences, and you are a good daughter for being there when he needed you there.
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Oprah
Every time I think of Oprah's impending departure from broadcast syndication and forming her own network, I think back to the person that Disney wanted to replace her with and how they went about slapping that all together and... ...
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My Buddy
Sitting on a patio chair while the two baby panthers roam around, causing trouble. He's got a lot of miles on him, but he still runs pretty well. As for the two baby panthers... Before, it was Bruwyn being a kitten-sized pain in Nardo's ass. Now, it's Myst being a kitten-sized ...
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Sullivan freaks out, winks and hints at Zionist Conspiracy Theory
Not a day goes by without Andrew Sullivan freaking out about something or another, but in this piece , he sees the Israeli refusal to stop expansion of Jewish towns and cities as that country's determining foreign policy in the Middle East and a rebuke to Obama Administration. The settlements ...
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You can't be for Jesse Jackson and call yourself something other than a supporter of a racist moron...
Jesse is at it again: The Rev . Jesse Jackson on Wednesday night criticized Rep. Artur Davis (D-Ala.) for voting against the Democrats’ signature healthcare bill. “We even have blacks voting against the healthcare bill,” Jackson said at a reception Wednesday night. “You can’t vote against ...
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Doofus
I was surprised to see Nardo on the catcam this morning: Usually, it's either Bruwyn or Myst. A Weimereiner that was not on a leash and way over the apartment complex weight limits in the leases decided to poke its big grey nose into Myst and Bruwyn's business last night as they played ...
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Dick Waads
In the free-range insane asylum that is Gaza, charities call for hostage-taking : Gaza charity linked to Hamas is offering $1.4 million to anybody who captures an Israeli soldier. The Waad group sent an e-mail on Wednesday calling on people living in Israel to try take soldiers hostage. The ...
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Digital cameras
I think the most important invention of all time is the Digital Camera because it lets you see the back of your head without hassle, fuss, or a degree in optical mechanics to arrange the mirrors just right. At this very instant, you can say "I wonder what the back of my head looks like" and ...
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Mayor
From the Parker Campaign: Houston, TX - Adam Harris, Annise Parker for Mayor campaign manager, issued the following statement today in response to Gene Locke's attack on Parker: First, Annise Parker is the only mayoral candidate who has ever voted to cut property taxes. Mr. Locke is the only ...
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Asshole
Bud . As for this statement: "I do realize that those types of things shouldn't happen," Adams said in a statement. "I need to specifically apologize to the Bills, their fans, our fans and the NFL. I obviously have a great deal of respect for Ralph Wilson and the history we have shared. I ...
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Letter to the Editor
Time, The cover of your latest issue had a typographical error. Using a black marker, I corrected it by covering up the question mark. Thank you, Laurence Simon Houston, TX
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Running out of TIME...
Once you black out the question mark on the cover to correct the glaring editorial mistake, the latest issue of TIME Magazine included a 50 Best Inventions section for 2009. Then, they had a Five Worst Inventions list: The Gas-Mask Bra You have to admire the good intentions of the inventor ...
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Obama hates all people?
Yes, he does. Let's logic this out... A thousand people die in New Orleans because of Hurricane Katrina. There was only a few days warning on Katrina. Kanye West says Bush hates black people as a result of the deaths and confused cleanup efforts. Now, let's think about the H1N1 Flu . The ...
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IEC
In addition to seizing a Members Only windbreaker that their nutcase of a president left behind at the UN, the Iranians have had a few other assets seized : The U.S. government on Thursday moved to seize more than $500 million in assets from a New York-based foundation accused of being a front ...
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Wolf Blitzer interviews a traitor's lawyer...
Col. John Gallighan (Retired): "The rights I'm asking to be afforded to Major Hasan are the rights that service members live and die for." Die for? Like those 13 he killed in cold blood ? Here's the shocker... at 3:13, Wolf Blitzer loses his patience with Gallighan and snaps at him. In ...
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Choices
At a conference in Istanbul, The Butcher of Tehran demands that the United States choose between Iran and Israel. Turkey has already chosen: Iran. I'm not sure what Obama has chosen. Samson watches and waits.
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Kofi and Yasser, Five Year Anniversary
"> Darling Yasser, It has been five years since Death took you from me, but our hearts will always be together forever. My heart still remembers your tender smile, and my body still remembers your gentle touch. I have tried wrapping your magnificent kaffiyeh around pillows to imagine ...
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How will you celebrate tomorrow?
Tomorrow will be the fifth anniversary of the day that the French Military Doctors told Suha Arafat and Nasser Al-Kidwa to stop wasting their time and unplugged Yasser Arafat's corpse from the life support machines. In the past, I've given our variable number of cats some kind of treat to ...
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