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Death, it has been omnipresent this annum. Most humans have expired. This datum is known by Mme. Peggington Noonington, a prosemonger famous to children, and regal oligarch wordsmith for the Wall Street Journal banking pamphlet. Peggington did not faceth the Grim Reaper this year. For someone ...
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Peggy Noonan
Georgia slaveowner Sen. Saxby Chambliss recently participated in this thing from National Geographic , which “invited all 100 U.S. Senators to draw a map of their home state from memory and to label at least three important places.” Most of the participating Senators sketched their ...
World
Georgia
Saxby Chambliss
Oh jeez we will have to rewrite this lede to cover the (allegedly!) drunken Democrats who will all be arrested in Hollywood until Jesus’ birthday and the New Year are safely behind us: “It’s the holiday season, which means the Northern Virginia suburbs Hollywood are is ...
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wonkette.com - 5 days ago
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Anyone else feel sick to your stomach? We’re
going to get this over with, and then blow
up the blog. 3:56 — Shutup. 3:56 — Oh wait that is just a nice lady on a soap opera doing the talking. Or is that Sarah Palin on Oprah? No ...
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Liveblogging Sarah Palin On Oprah
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Oh ho ho! When Charlie Crist sends one of these to you — the fraudster Scott Rothstein in this case, ROWR — then you know he wants a “meeting in the governor’s office.” “Without pants.” “Because of gayness.” [ TPM ]
Congress
Charlie Crist
Scott Murphy
A top secret super secret Wonkette operative has sent us photos of pages 379 and 380 from Going Rogue ! Here is the part where Piper Palin kidnaps every liberal reporter in America on her boat and feeds them to the ancient Ice Goblin who lives five nauts upstream. What else is on these two ...
White House
Sarah Palin
Friday’s biggest political news item… is something else besides this: snow-topped O-bot Greg Craig has stepped down as White House counsel, following in the footsteps of such previous Great Recent White House Counsels as Alberto Gonzales and Harriet Miers. There has been speculation ...
Congress
Steve King
ACORN
Barack Obama
CBS has released two (2) short clips from Sarah Palin’s taped interview with Oprah, set to air this Monday. They are both terribly boring, and you can watch them after the jump! “I want to bone Levi Johnston at Thanksgiving,” is what Sarah Palin tells Oprah.
THE HOT SCOOP ...
White House
Sarah Palin
Oprah Winfrey
CBS
Katie Couric
We did not realize that Christmas time is in T-minus right now seconds! But it’s true: Last night your Wonkette saw the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree on a flatbed truck headed south on Amsterdam Avenue. How much more seasonal and magical would the tree have been covered in kitschy, ...
White House
Sarah Palin
wonkette.com - 11 days ago
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Blake Hall, National Committeeman of the Idaho Republican
Party, is now down one (1) National Committeemanship of
the Idaho Republican Party and nineteen (19) used condoms. See, ten different times—like, on ten different days —Hall flung his lurid ...
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Idaho GOP Leader Person Doesn’t Win His Ex-Girlfriend ...
wonkette.com - 13 days ago
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Oh, some bill passed. A resolution to honor
the… let’s see… oh wait jesus they passed a
HEALTH CARE REFORM BILL? This will have some sort of effect on the 2010 elections, the pundits are saying. Wow. Give it up to Nancy Pelosi with ...
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House Votes To Kill Your Grandmother & All Christians, ...
Wonkette motorist operative “Marcus” sent us this telephone picture of the rather uncouth car he was stuck behind yesterday, during the Super Bowl of Retardation. This fellow hates Obama so much that he — and we’re presuming “he,” because how unladylike! ...
White House
Barack Obama
Baron Hill
Dick Cheney
Martin Luther King Jr.
Hooray, America is free! Unless Steny Hoyer memorized the House health care bill verbatim — AS WAS YOUR JOB STENY — and can transcribe it by votin’ time Saturday night, Pelosi’s AbortionCare is gone forever, strewn about on the floor outside her office. Independent and ...
Congress
Steny Hoyer
Nancy Pelosi
Health care
Here is a photograph of New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine’s greatest accomplishment in the last four years, when he crashed his car. Between his two runs, Jon Corzine has spent approximately $700 million of his own money trying to win one of the least desirable jobs in politics: the guy who ...
Congress
Barack Obama
Chris Matthews
CNN
That’s Jefferson Davis, in the picture! Nearly 150 years ago, Jefferson Davis moved to Richmond, Virginia to become the first president of a new country where slaves could still pick the cotton, and indigo. Davis’ run came to an end eight years ago, when Democrat Mark Warner stole ...
Congress
Virginia Foxx
Bob McDonnell
Barack Obama
Lou Dobbs
Mark Warner
Oh look, we’ve finally written “this post.” Thank you to all of the operatives who sent in sexy pictures of their vulgar pagan bacchanalia dress. Our favorite would have to be this one from “J.R.’s friend Ross,” dressing up as ol’ orange tar-lungs, John ...
Congress
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Mark Sanford
Barack Obama
We’ve read these ten columns from the Washington Post - Newsweek Interactive Kaplan Test Prep Daily’s Actual Sex Contest, and not a single one pissed us off as much as an average column by George Will, Richard Cohen, Charles Krauthammer, David Ignatius, Bill Kristol, Fred Hiatt, ...
World
Steve Cohen
Washington Post
CURSE YOU, HIATT.
We had been checking for the Big Winners all day with nothing, and then word came of the rejection letters a few hours ago — it’s bloody, friends, the streets are bloody and on fire, heads rolling (sorry, locquaciousmusic!) — and now it’s secretly, ...
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Washington Post
Huffington Post
George Will
Unless you are “really into Jesus,” you will be celebrating the annual pagan bacchanal Hell-o-ween in just three days! We hear that “Mother-daugher slutty nurse combo paxxx” have been selling out at all drug stores nationwide, so what should you wear instead? How about a ...
Congress
Joe Lieberman
wonkette.com - 25 days ago
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Meet Roland Corning! Roland Corning, a 65-year-old married
man, likes two things: 1. being an assistant district
attorney in South Carolina and 2. filling his Ford Explorer with sex medicine and sex toys and 18-year-old prostitutes (for sex) and taking all these things to the local cemetery on ...
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South Carolina Has Basically Decriminalized Having ...
