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National Enquirer: Cindy McCain Having Affair
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — The National Enquirer has published a new political "world exclusive": The ENQUIRER's exclusive bombshell expose as Sen. John McCain's wife, Cindy, is caught with another man! Not only that but multiple witnesses have caught the pair lip locking on several other occasions. "I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!" That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed ...

National Enquirer: Cindy McCain Having Affair
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com — The National Enquirer has published a new political "world exclusive": The ENQUIRER's exclusive bombshell expose as Sen. John McCain's wife, Cindy, is caught with another man! Not only that but multiple witnesses have caught the pair lip locking on several other occasions. "I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!" That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed ...

Passionate Conservatives
Agitprop: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Propaganda — ... I had a wingnut on the open fire, ready to go, but this is too much fun: The ENQUIRER’s exclusive bombshell expose as  Sen. John McCain’s wife, Cindy, is caught with another man! Not only that but multiple witnesses have caught the pair lip locking on several other occasions. Does this really surprise anyone? “I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another ...

Cindypills McCain caught cheating on Jowls McGrumpypants
WTF Is It Now?!? — Frigid, homewrecking pillpopper anything but frigid, reports the National Enquirer. Not only have multiple eyewitnesses caught the trollopy, overly-made-up cunt and her dirty hippie mystery man tongue-diving on several occasions, they were also seen at a Moody Blues concert while Grampy McThuselah sat at home creakily winding up his victrola. In other news, the Moody Blues are still alive.

OH NO, not more sluts to shame!
Blue Gal — ... of Madonna holding a very large fish. It works for me. It's my very favorite fish ever, and I've lovingly named it "Slut." Shame on you, Slut, for appearing on the stage with Madonna. Here's the deal. I can't, just can't, become the blogosphere's token slut shamer. That would be wrong. Also, apparently I'm not even very good at it, and my jokes on the subject fall flat. The National Enquirer should be ashamed that they just slut shamed Cindy McCain. And will do it again as soon as they can with Sarah Palin. ...