4

theonion.com - 12/12/2008

Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

— theonion.com — Enlarge Image Gore President Gore, retroactively determined by the Supreme Court to be the winner of the 2000 election, is sworn in for his six-week term. (more) Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore | The Onion - ...

Comments vote downundo vote up The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan found this 12/12/2008found this

3

theonion.com - 12/4/2008

Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

— theonion.com — November 28, 2008 | Issue 44•48 WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed in the Oval Office after spontaneously expelling a 3-pound kidney stone from his bladder, sources reported Tuesday. According to witnesses, the president was attending his daily Iraq ... (more) Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone | The Onion - ...

Comments vote downundo vote up The Huffington Post | Full News Feed found this 12/4/2008found this

3

theonion.com - 12/4/2008

Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

— theonion.com — November 12, 2008 | Issue 44•46 WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained 24 broken bones, massive internal hemorrhaging, and a severe concussion Monday after falling down the entire staircase of the 555-foot-tall Washington Monument. According ... (more) Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase | ...

Comments vote downundo vote up The Huffington Post | Full News Feed found this 12/4/2008found this

Leave a Comment

The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com — For the past few weeks, the popular satire newspaper The Onion has been running stories in this briefs section that put the outgoing president through massive physical trauma... and then forgo a punchline. The most recent example: KANSAS CITY, MO--President Bush sustained serious head injuries, massive internal bleeding, and a broken left leg Monday morning after being accidentally dragged behind the presidential motorcade for a period of 15 minutes. According to Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan, Bush's necktie became ...

The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — For the past few weeks, the popular satire newspaper The Onion has been running stories in this briefs section that put the outgoing president through massive physical trauma... and then forgo a punchline. The most recent example: KANSAS CITY, MO--President Bush sustained serious head injuries, massive internal bleeding, and a broken left leg Monday morning after being accidentally dragged behind the presidential motorcade for a period of 15 minutes. According to Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan, Bush's necktie became ...