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Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade For 26 Blocks | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

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December 4, 2008 | Issue 44•49 KANSAS CITY, MO—President Bush sustained serious head injuries, massive internal bleeding, and a broken left leg Monday morning after being accidentally dragged behind the presidential motorcade for a period of 15 minutes. According to Secret Service spokesman Ed ...