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The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed —
... than a mile long. Upon hearing shouts emanating from behind his vehicle, the driver abruptly applied the brakes, causing the third car in the motorcade to run over the president's left leg at a speed of approximately 25 miles per hour. President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital.
In the weeks leading up to the above story, President Bush has fallen down the stairs of the Washington Monument, has his arm taken off by a crocodile, and passed a three-pound kidney stone.
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The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com —
... than a mile long. Upon hearing shouts emanating from behind his vehicle, the driver abruptly applied the brakes, causing the third car in the motorcade to run over the president's left leg at a speed of approximately 25 miles per hour. President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital.
In the weeks leading up to the above story, President Bush has fallen down the stairs of the Washington Monument, has his arm taken off by a crocodile, and passed a three-pound kidney stone.
Hilarious or too dark? Let us know in the ...
The Onion Really Wants to Get on a Watch List, Huh?
Unqualified Offerings —
By Thoreau The past month has seen numerous Onion articles about George Bush suffering all sorts of injuries: Bush’s Eyelid Accidentally Nailed to Wall Bush Dragged Behind Presidential Motorcade for 26 Blocks Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone Crocodile Bites Off Bush’s Arm Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase When I fantasize about karma catching up with George Bush, my fantasies always involve him doing a perp walk , with the US Marshals dragging him off the stage in the middle of a speech after Jack Bauer’s evidence ...
