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The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed —
... was dragged down 175th Street for 26 blocks and through four stoplights, leaving a trail of blood more than a mile long. Upon hearing shouts emanating from behind his vehicle, the driver abruptly applied the brakes, causing the third car in the motorcade to run over the president's left leg at a speed of approximately 25 miles per hour. President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital.
In the weeks leading up to the above story, President Bush has fallen down the stairs of the Washington Monument, has his arm taken off by a crocodile, and ...
The Onion Bashes Bush (Literally)
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com —
... was dragged down 175th Street for 26 blocks and through four stoplights, leaving a trail of blood more than a mile long. Upon hearing shouts emanating from behind his vehicle, the driver abruptly applied the brakes, causing the third car in the motorcade to run over the president's left leg at a speed of approximately 25 miles per hour. President Bush is resting comfortably in Bethesda Naval Hospital.
In the weeks leading up to the above story, President Bush has fallen down the stairs of the Washington Monument, has his arm taken off by a crocodile, and ...
The Onion Really Wants to Get on a Watch List, Huh?
Unqualified Offerings —
... Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase When I fantasize about karma catching up with George Bush, my fantasies always involve him doing a ...
