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Children of the Corn

Rover found this 10/31/2008 on kurlander.blogspot.com

Americana 1. Pennywise? Swamp Thing? Gary Glitter? 2. "So, do you score a lot of candy, Crazy Overgrown Chia-head?" 3. "So, did somebody wish me here? Am I an offering to he-wh0-walks-behind-the-rows? Or do we all float down here? Which is it?" 4. "Nice try, but to be honest, neither of you ...