Ed Anger: 'I'm not gay, I just hate A-rabs!'
fivefeetoffury.com 10/7/2009 — America's angriest columnist writes: I’m madder than a tranny with a busted heel after seeing this stupid story on the computer machine today: “French Gay Soccer Team Snubbed By Muslim Team” Where do you even start?? If you’re me, you start by looking ...

Ed Anger says, 'Don't eat Fido!'
fivefeetoffury.com 10/23/2009 — America's angriest columnist writes: You know what’s coming next? They’re gonna ban your pets! You think old Ed is crazy, but they’ve already banned smoking and french fries and guns and perfume and everything else! You think they won’t come for Lassie and ...

Ed Anger says, 'Hands off Fox News!'
fivefeetoffury.com 10/21/2009 — America's angriest columnist writes: I wonder why the Communist in Chief can’t take time out from his disco dancing date nights to have beers in the backyard with a bunch of Fox News guys? As long as they don’t let Glenn Beck anywhere near the booze, we’ll ...

Ed Anger says, 'Lock up your grandma!'
fivefeetoffury.com 20 days ago — America's angriest columnist writes: You old folks in particular better watch it. The Communist-in-Chief will trick you all into getting on a bus to go to the “casino” – but you’ll never come back! He wants to steal your liver and give it to Mexicans so ...

Ed Anger: 'Obama wins Please Prize!'
fivefeetoffury.com 10/9/2009 — America's angriest columnist is angry: I thought you got that if you were that ET-looking diaper guy who sat around smiling all day, or got the stupid Irishmen to stop killing the stupider Irishmen for five minutes. What Obama really needs is the Please Prize :  ...

Ed Anger says, 'Bill Maher is a shot in the arm!'
fivefeetoffury.com 10/20/2009 — America's angriest columnist writes: If that stuff in the water helps your teeth, how come we still need dentists? To put the computer parts in your molars, that’s what! For all we know, those vaccinations are putting little computer parts in our arms, too, so the tax man ...

Ed Anger says, 'Lay off the ladies!'
fivefeetoffury.com 16 days ago — America's angriest columnist is angry: I was hoping when Carrie Prefab went on Larry King, her sheer beauty would give the old coot a big fat heart attack so we could finally get him off our televisions for good. Not that anyone could ever tell if he was dead or not.  ...

Ed Anger says: 'Obama wants me dead!'
fivefeetoffury.com 8/26/2009 — America's angriest columnist writes: Why are Death Panels so hard to believe? We love our pets, but we still put ‘em down when they get too old and sick and stop being cute. Now think about it: Half the wives in America want their husbands dead, and vice versa! And ...

Ed Anger: 'Al Gore is Al Girl!'
fivefeetoffury.com 10/15/2009 — America's angriest columnist writes: So it turns out the weather hasn’t got hotter in the last ten years after all. After all these tofu-munching commie hippies tell us how to live, it turns out it was crap. Just like all their other ideas, from women’s lib to The ...

Ed Anger says, 'Beware the Garage Sale Police!'
fivefeetoffury.com 8/24/2009 — First they came for the crochet pot holders, and I said nothing.. It’s true: the government is starting to go after thrift shops, poking through all those stinky orange muumuus and dusty Readers Digests and chipped tea cups to see if anybody is selling “blacklisted” ...

Michael Moore ignores capitalism's blessings — Christian Science Monitor | Commentary 27 days ago
'Capitalism: A Love Story' seems more like a documentary of capitalism's authoritarian losers, rather than its democratic winners.