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I'm Buying Some "Depends" Stock RIGHT NOW!
The LLama Butchers — I'm Buying Some "Depends" Stock RIGHT NOW! 5000 port-o-potties for an estimated couple million impatient bowels. You do the math. WASHINGTON - The masses heading to the inauguration of President-elect Barack Obama could spend a lot of time in line for a port-a-potty. A George Washington University law professor says the 5,000 port-o-potties planned for Inauguration Day will be "grossly inadequate." Professor John Banzhaf, the so-called "Father of Potty Parity" sent a letter to the Presidential Inaugural Committee warning of potential lawsuits. He says women, who take longer in ...

Potty Math Equals A Stinking Situation
Daily Pundit — ‘Father of Potty Parity’ calls 5,000 johns ‘inadequate’ - wtop.com ‘Father of Potty Parity’ calls 5,000 johns ‘inadequate’ Um, lessee. I’ve seen predictions of five million people in attendance. That’s 1000 people per potty. For the sake of argument, lets say everybody is there for a bit more than eight hours - call it five hundred minutes, total. That gives everybody a…hmmm…30 second “shot.” I predict an unusually large number of drenched (and otherwise stained) liberal drawers. And I ...

Happy Hour Links
Weekly Standard Blog — ... No potties, no peace: Law professor threatens to sue the Obama Inaugural Committee if it doesn't increase the number of Inauguration Day port-o-potties. ...

Equal holes for all?
Classical Values — ... , but never took seriously. However, laughing at politically correct nonsense does not make it go away, because I've learned that over time, ridiculous things tend to become deadly serious. Via an email from a friend, I've learned that his time, "potty parity" has emerged as a national inaugural issue : A George Washington University law professor says the 5,000 port-o-potties planned for Inauguration Day will be "grossly inadequate." Professor John Banzhaf, the so-called "Father of Potty Parity" sent a letter to the Presidential Inaugural Committee warning of potential ...

What to Expect From Obama Inauguration
Flopping Aces — You always knew libs were full of it! Rows of portable toilets line the National Mall near the Capitol in Washington. How’s that for a “green” inaugural? With all the news of a porta potty shortage for liberals at Obama’s inauguration who are full of it, (there’s even talk of a lawsuit) well prepared libs may want to stock up on these: graphic shamelessly ripped off from Doug Ross! Bring a few extra in case you need a ...