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Fuck You, Penguin
Fuck You, Penguin
I can tell you have some kind of grand scheme up your sleeve, Beaver, or you would if you were wearing a shirt (if you put on a goddamn shirt, I'm going to fucking go apeshit on you). I haven't figured out what it is you're planning yet, but beavers don't just go around tapping their ...
How Do I Fuck My Base? Let Me Count The Ways.
patriotboy.blogspot.com — How Do I Fuck My Base? Let Me Count The Ways. A poem by Barack Obama How... do I fuck my base. Let me count the ways? I fuck them by reaching out to homophobic pastors and the bigoted throngs they represent. I fuck them by embracing war-mongering ... (more) How Do I Fuck My Base? Let Me Count The Ways.
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I wish I’d thought of this.
Rachel Lucas — ... just sent me a link to a site that I wish I’d thought of first: Fuck You, Penguin. A blog where they tell cute animals what’s what. It makes me snorfle. ...

VIA: Tuesday, December 16
AMERICAN DIGEST — ... Best blog title since forever: Fuck You, Penguin: A blog where I tell cute animals what's what. VIA: ...

Fuck You, Penguin: A Blog Dedicated to Posting Cute Animal Pictures, and Then Snidely Insulting Them
Ace of Spades HQ — Fuck You, Penguin: A Blog Dedicated to Posting Cute Animal Pictures, and Then Snidely Insulting Them Funny. [image] Headline: Someone Get This Fat Fuck a Carrot. Thanks to MattM. Posted by: Ace at ...

Morning Links
The Agitator — ... And I can criticize them for it when they implement stupid policies that violate their own “don’t be evil” motto. Federal appeals court strikes down gag provision associated with the National Security Letter portion of the PATRIOT ACT. Good. That was a particularly Orwellian part of an already creepy bill. Made it illegal for you to tell anyone if you discovered the government was spying on you. Even if you’d done nothing wrong. Fuck You Penguin. Dude has apparently had his fill of cute animals. Marijuana ...

Humor blog of the day
TigerHawk — By TigerHawk at 12/19/2008 02:45:00 PM You know how some people gush over cute little animals? This would be the opposite of that (F-word warning). ...

Very very very urgent post!!!!!
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy — ... We interrupt your regularly scheduled apathy for a very important announcement If you don’t read and love Fuck You, Penguin , you are a humorless failure. That is all. :D stein hoist ...

Pen-Elayne on the Web — ... Blogaround coming later, if I feel like it. Meanwhile, via Rich Watson in email, it's F--- You, Penguin, someone's very funny answer to Cute Overload. ...

How piquant.
Rachel Lucas — ... not a cash prize; if there were I would be pimping myself out like crazy. Right now I’m in fourth place which is good enough for me. I just like having the little Finalist logo thingy. I voted for my friend Melissa in my category because I like the cut of her jib. You can actually learn things on her blog, things other than how many different hats one can put on a dog before the dog starts killing. Other votes I cast and you should too: Fuck You, Penguin for Best Pet Blog Hot Air for Best Blog ...

Best Pet Blog! (and the other stuff)
MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy — ... -  for FUCK YOU, PENGUIN .  Do it or the penguin gets it!!! Also, please, all four of you reading this (including you, Mom), vote for these in the ...

Swift Reads 4: Weblog Awards Discoveries
Jon Swift — ... casualty of the Wonkette juggernaut. Here she talks about the importance of being boring in a relationship. I'm beginning to suspect, however, I may have been mistaken about its being a Lebanese blog. Army of Dude A military blog by an Iraq veteran. In a recent five-part series, he tries to describe to those who haven't been there what it's like to hear, see, smell, touch and taste combat in Iraq. F--- You, Penguin Who knew that existential despair could be so ...

Pet of the Month
AMERICAN DIGEST — ... Next up, Awwww.com, a web page devoted to pictures of hamsters sleeping on top of kittens sleeping on top of puppies. A blissful antidote to the horror that is Fuck You Penguin. ...

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