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Brilliant at Breakfast —
... One day I copied some of her posts into Wordpad, formatted them into a kind of poetic form, and sent them back to her saying "You should self-publish these." So the idea that some people with a quirky style utter a form of poetry is hardly news, certainly not in the age of hip-hop. But Seely and Peyer are at it again, but this time the subject of their poetic musings isn't a universally beloved figure like Scooter. No, instead they use their talents in recognizing free verse to try to turn the preposterous and dangerous Glenn Beck into a kind of poet laureate for the ...
Scritti Politti: March 31, 2009
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed —
... Because he has to get rid of them.
Otherwise, you know, the big Swede is going to say
That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
And so now that one fat guy who had the big bowl of meatballs
Now buys all of his furniture there and has told all of his fat friends,
Buy your furniture there because your wife will walk around
And you'll have an hour worth of eating meatballs
And that's what happened.
--"Meatballs At The Furniture Store"
Salon collects the seminal works of America's Greatest Crackpot Slam Poet, Glenn Beck. ...
Scritti Politti: March 31, 2009
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com —
... Because he has to get rid of them.
Otherwise, you know, the big Swede is going to say
That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
And so now that one fat guy who had the big bowl of meatballs
Now buys all of his furniture there and has told all of his fat friends,
Buy your furniture there because your wife will walk around
And you'll have an hour worth of eating meatballs
And that's what happened.
--"Meatballs At The Furniture Store"
Salon collects the seminal works of America's Greatest Crackpot Slam Poet, Glenn Beck. ...
Hullabaloo — ... Now her governor, Mark Sanford, has taken that line of thinking one step further: He told Fox's great poet Glenn Beck that taking stimulus funds to fix schools like Bethea's would be "fiscal child abuse," while rejecting the funds helps kids. No, I'm not kidding. ...
