chicagotribune.com - 12/10/2008
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Now that Gov. Dead Meat has been arrested at his home and charged with selling Illinois by the pound—and Barack Obama 's U.S. Senate seat by the slice—let's just savor the aroma. I love the smell of meat over coals in the morning. It smells like . . . victory. The people of Illinois needed some ...
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Hugh Hewitt: The Blagojevitch Sinkhole
Townhall.com Blog's TownHall Blog —
... questions for the president-elect, as I said last night on Hannity & Colmes, are two: Will he (and Attorney General-designate Holder in his confirmation hearings) commit to allowing U.S. Attorney Fitzgerald to pursue the investigation as far and as deep and for as long as necessary? And will the new president commit to firing immediately anyone in his Administration implicated in any of the ripples flowing out of the Blagojevitch scandals? The must-reads on the scandal going forward: John Kass ...
Hugh Hewitt: The Blagojevich Sinkhole
Hugh Hewitt's TownHall Blog —
... questions for the president-elect, as I said last night on Hannity & Colmes, are two: Will he (and Attorney General-designate Holder in his confirmation hearings) commit to allowing U.S. Attorney Fitzgerald to pursue the investigation as far and as deep and for as long as necessary? And will the new president commit to firing immediately anyone in his Administration implicated in any of the ripples flowing out of the Blagojevich scandals? The must-reads on the scandal going forward: John Kass ...
Politics and Media Headlines 12/10/08
Corrente —
Obama's old Senate seat for sale on eBay (Seattle Tech Report, Post-Intelligencer)
He's the clown, but joke's on us (by John Kass, Chicago Tribune)
The people of Illinois needed some good news and they got it. Former Republican Gov. George Ryan is in prison, and the arrest of his successor, Democratic Gov. Rod Blagojevich, surely means that the Illinois Combine that runs this state can stop with the rumors that U.S. Atty. Patrick Fitzgerald will be leaving town. And, as Blagojevich most likely prepares to ...
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