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I Didn’t See This One Coming
Balloon Juice —
... Granted, it’s probably (okay, certainly) not true. But if that crazy person who runs Atlas Shrugged is right and Barack Obama really is the son of Malcolm X, that would make my day. Honestly, who wouldn’t give Malcolm props for that one? And think there’s anyway we can fit Tupac into the bloodline? Or maybe Obama actually is Tupac? You know that whole shooting was some bullshit, right? ...
And the Oscar for Batshit Crazy goes to. . . .
Martini Revolution —
Pam Atlas, for “Barack Obama is the secret son of Malcolm X.”
No, I’m not kidding, and neither is the new poster child for Batshit Crazy.
Proving once again that to the Batshit Crazy, all negroes look alike.
As people like George Will and Francis Fukuyama bail on McCain, lunatic people like this are the ones left to support him.
Via Balloon Juice and Ezra Klein
Malcom X II and the Fuschia Fascists
The Poor Man Institute —
... First, the always insightful Witless Shrugs has kerninged the kernels that few were brave enough to finagle and has established, quite persuasively I might add (with pictures!), that Obama is secretly…Malcom X’s illegitimate son. That’s the type of crazy that stands out on a psych ward. But, as our hero Sisyphus discovered, it gets worse. Or, at least, that you’re never really done dealing with this same monotonous bullshit day in and day out. ...
Daily Dolt: Atlas Shrugged
ArchPundit —
Holy Cow:
HERE IS A MORE PLAUSIBLE THEORY:
Drunk on radical ideology, Stanley “Ann” Dunham became pregnant in the summer of 1960 in Seattle WA with the baby of a prominent black liberal activist. But in 1960, unmarried parents and children suffered penalties ranging from confinement in isolated maternity homes to parental rejection and community disapproval. To be “illegitimate” was to be shamed and shunned and labeled as immoral. The belief that children born out of wedlock posed significant social and public health problems was widespread. In ...
Beyond Parody
Newshoggers.com —
... the right-wing brain!
Ha ha.
Only, in this passage Obama revealed precisely why he is vulnerable to such charges: he can't seem to tell the difference between a gift and a theft.
Who knew?
However ridiculous the above, it can’t hold a candle to the exhaustive research performed by Pamela Gellar of Atlas Shrugs in determining the True Origins of the Obama Menace!
He is the son of Malcolm X! (H/T - Ezra Klein, and for the picture) ...
Grade-A Wingnuttery
This Modern World —
... ) : Barack HUSSEIN Obama is the love child of Malcolm X. You know what this means, don’t you? Barack HUSSEIN Obama might be genetically predisposed to hate Jews…or something like that.
Frontiers of craziness
Ben Smith's Blog —
Obama's father actually Malcolm X, says blogger.
DEVELOPING!
Whiskey Fire —
... BREAKING! MUST CREDIT THERS!
OBAMA IS MALCOM XX!! SCARRRY!
HERE ARE THE TRUE FACTS PICTURES ARE WORTH A MILLIONS WORDS!!!!!
THE RESEMBLANCE IT IS UNCANNY!11!1!
BARRRACK OBAMA:
THAT IS BARACK LOOK AT HIS SMILE!!! SCARRRRY! NOW CHECK OUT THIS NEXT PIC IF U DARE!! ...
alicublog — A FINE EXAMPLE OF THE GENRE. There's a whole lot of rightwing crazy going on these days -- the now-famous Atlas Shrugged dilly claiming Obama is the son of Malcolm X; the Jesus freaks ...
More on the right's current views on race
Nitpicker —
... biological son of Malcolm X, but no actual Republican officeholder is cynical (or stupid) enough to suggest that the party could actually benefit from "racist backlash." That would be just crazy, I mean-- ...
My Apologies To John Derbyshire
pandagon.net - we are the public option —
... This is the dumbest thing ever written.
To save you the pain of reading the several thousand words encompassing this startling case that will change everything you know forever, Atlas Shrugged thinks that Malcolm X is Barack Obama’s real father. And he was born in Seattle.
Now, you might ask, wouldn’t Obama being born to his mother, an American citizen, and Malcom X, an American citizen, fundamentally destroy the entire case that conservative whackjobs have been building about Obama actually being a foreign citizen who’s ineligible ...
Trick or Treat Links
Stop The ACLU —
... Humiliated Iowahawk: As a Conservative, I Must Say I Do Quite Like the Cut of this Obama Fellow’s Jib Gateway Pundit: LA Times: Barack Obama’s Friends Are So Dangerous That Revealing Source Would Put Him In Jeopardy The Patriot Room: You Can Smell PUMA Pat Dollard: One In Four Texans Say Obama’s A Muslim Hot Air: Will bin Laden cut a commercial for this election? The Anchoress: Obama: Yes to Iran, No to WFTV Atlas Shrugs: Obama X…the longest blog post I’ve ever seen…very extensive. Mere Rhetoric: Pics And Video ...
Jesus Christ, It’s Barack Obama
N/A —
... Jesus Christ, Barack Obama is not the Messiah. Not the Son of God, he’s the Son of Malcolm X. Or he’s part of some ...
It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times
Sadly, No! —
... Yesterday we caught up with Pam Atlas and her umpty-word proof that Barack Obama is the secret love child of Malcolm X. Passed over during the excitement was the elaborately wrought theory, as aired on venues including Rush Limbaugh’s show, that ...
That’s Him! That’s… Barack Hussein Obama! He Shot Cyrus!
Sadly, No! —
... Pamela Geller, I’m afraid, has gone a good way round the bend, with a lengthy, not entirely coherent post, which proposes the dramatic theory that Barack Obama was really the illegitimate child of Malcolm X. … ...
Mark Joseph: Did You Hear The One About Barack Obama And.....
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com —
... a guy for massages and sex?
OK, those aren't exactly conspiracies, but they're implausible rumors that turned out to be true.
So just to be on the safe side, I believe all conspiracy theories until they are proved wrong by legit media. But when it comes to Barack Obama and conspiracy theories, I'm running into a problem because there are so many out there that they conflict with one another and now I don't know which ones to believe.
My personal favorite is the one about Malcolm X Being Barack Obama's true father. There's even a morphing photo ...
When Smears Collide
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan —
... : "Evidently, Al-Zawahri doesn't spend a lot of time reading the conservative blog Atlas Shrugs. Otherwise he'd know that Obama is actually Malcolm X's love child." ...
When Will It End?
N/A —
Can’t stop the crazy! “If you want to stop Barack Obama from becoming president, there’s still time. But you have to act right now. Go to RallyCongress.com, and you can be the 126,000th-odd American to demand “proof of citizenship” from the president-elect.”
You can’t be serious! Some really are. Crazy? You want crazy? It may get better. But it moe likely will get worse, much worse. Can you say obsession?
Wank of the Year, 2008 - Voting
The Poor Man Institute —
... serious questions about whether this whole “Big Bang” enterprise was really such a hot idea. And of all this wanks which wankers have wunk, only one will be awarded me, The Golden Winger, the most storied prize in all of Wingnuttia!
(LEGAL DISCLAIMER: all Golden Winger selections are subject to review at any time by Ghosts of Kipmas Past.)
The Nominees for the 2008 Golden Winger for Wank of the Year:
1. Pam Atlas, “Malcolm X was Obama’s dad“
After winning ...
A REPORT FROM THE FRONT
Right Wing Nut House —
... critic of militant Islam before he met Johnson. “But right after 9/11, he was the only one out there reporting on this,” Spencer said. “He built my Website. I learned how to blog from reading his stuff.” Johnson has turned hard against Spencer and Geller, attacking the former for joining a “genocidal Facebook group,” while referring to the latter as a “shrieking lunatic,” and labeling both of them “hatebloggers.” Johnson now points to Geller’s posts about Barack Obama’s heritage and her quest to fund a headstone for the victim of a Muslim ...
The, Uh, Warriors Did It
Sadly, No! —
Above (l-r): Definitely not a conspiracy theorist, Ann Cougar Belsencamp
Ann Coulter, Human Events:
Obama Birth Certificate Spotted In Bogus Moon Landing Footage
Conservatives led the way in denouncing the left-wing “birther” movement. [pauses, grins expectantly] Because get real, which side contains 99% of the people who believe in Wicca and the so-called Iran-Contra scandal? [Lifts Christian Dior dress and tries to urinate on carpet. Pushes dryly for a moment, then lowers ...
Also, He Had A ‘666′ Birthmark On His Scalp
Sadly, No! —
... And they said that ‘Barack Obama was Malcom X’s Love Child‘ could never be beat. Just one little thing … can you please please please make it so he also had little horns on his head and cloven feet? ...
“Atlas Shrugs” author says yelling Marine is fan, sent her military swag
HorsesAss.Org —
... The entire breadth and scope of Geller’s um, anti-jihadism or whatever it is cannot be detailed here. But just before last year’s presidential election she did publish an incredibly lengthy screed, apparently written by another author, that bears the rather unwieldy all-caps title “HOW COULD STANLEY ANN DUNHAM HAVE DELIVERED BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA JR. IN AUGUST OF 1961 IN HONOLULU, WHEN OFFICIAL UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON RECORDS SHOW HER 2680 MILES AWAY IN SEATTLE ATTENDING CLASSES THAT SAME MONTH?.” ...
Andrew Bostom takes journalist/propagandist Michael Kruse to school
Jihad Watch —
... 8. Kruse to Bostom:
I should stop, I know this, but I just have to ask: We've talked on the phone, we've e-mailed, and you seem like an intelligent person, so how can you possibly take Pam Geller seriously?
9. Bostom to Kruse:
Excuse me, but just as you have calumniated Spencer--with a live video record to debunk you and prove your deliberate misrepresentation---you've now done the same with Geller.
From here: http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/10/how-could-stanl.html
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