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How To Cook and Carve a Thanksgiving Turkey Like a Man
How To Cook and Carve a Thanksgiving Turkey Like a Man
Image from Vermont Ferrett Thanksgiving is just around the corner and that means one thing- turkey. Preparing and carving a turkey for loved ones at Thanksgiving is definitely a manly task (cooking in general is a manly task). It involves roasted flesh, sharp knives, and popping joints. So ...
 Sarah Palin Pardons Turkey -  While others killed behind her (video)
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Sarah Palin Pardons Turkey - While others killed behind her (video)
youtube.com — MSNBC - Sarah Palin Pardons a Turkey. While being interviewed, you can see others being slaughtered behind... her. Priceless - HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! (more) Sarah Palin Pardons Turkey - While others killed ...
HuffPo is aghast that turkey-killing doesn't faze Sarah Palin.
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AMERICAN DIGEST — ... Cold steel for a hot bird: How To Cook and Carve a Thanksgiving Turkey Like a Man @ The Art of Manliness ...

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Maggie's Farm — ... This via Am Digest: How to carve a turkey like a man from The Art of Manliness: just the blog title tells you it is essential in today's sissified world. Speaking of turkey, here's Morton Thompson's roast turkey recipe. If my memory serves me, I think that photo is from Dr. Bob a few years ago. ...

How To Carve A Turkey Like A Man
Jules Crittenden — ... livestock or rusting farm machinery. I didn’t even click through, I’m that secure in the manliness of my knife wielding. Here’s the thing. Get a big-ass knife. You have a big-ass knife, right? Sharpen your big-ass knife confidently, carelessly, with one of those long scary sharpening things that looks like someone’s going to get a finger off. Slice. It’s that simple. Electric carvers verboten. What are you, some kind of girly carver? Real men eat dark meat, by the way. Arrrrr! OK, clicked through . They have full traditional grandma cooking instructions and tips, illustrated ...

Uhm, Yeah, But . . .
Right Wing Nation — ... points to this (very good) step-by-step presentation on how to carve a turkey. It does make me wonder: How can an American — other than a brand new, just off the boat immigrant — not know how to carve a turkey? Even if one has never done it, didn’t watching year after year sink in? ...

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Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by Kevin T. Keith
leanleft.com 11/25/2008 — As tgirsch says, it’s not that complicated. In fact, just getting a basic cooked turkey to gnaw on is pretty easy. Just follow the directions above and you’ll be OK. (Note: putting it in the fridge for two days is to let the frozen turkey thaw before you cook it - that’s ...
I Like Turkey
eschatonblog.com 11/26/2008 — I've long been puzzled by the turkey backlash. Get a heritage turkey, cook it on the grill with some smoking chips. Yummy!
That Time Of Year
rightwingnation.com 11/24/2008 — Re-post, yes, but a consolidated re-post, if you will, several put together. This is the only way to cook turkey. You’ll be amazed at how juicy it is. This is not a non-traditional recipe, at least as far as the results. You don’t taste ...
turkey talk
corner.nationalreview.com 11/23/2008 — Good spin from a friend: "Gov. Palin just showed the world that she has real power. She showed us that when she pardons someone it means something (even if that someone is just a turkey). Look at what happens to one she doesn't pardon."
palin increases turkey sales
corner.nationalreview.com 11/23/2008 — An e-mail: "My wife and I have never been that fond of turkey, but with this dust-up we went shopping for a Thanksgiving/Christmas turkey and will thoroughly enjoy every bite."
The Turkish Question
brusselsjournal.com 11/24/2008 — Geographically Turkey is not a European state, apart from the tiny northwestern edge of the country. Last October, however, Turkey was elected for a two-year term in the United Nations security council by winning one of the two non-permanent seats ...
The traits of heroes
drhelen.blogspot.com 11/25/2008 — This is interesting: Stopped. Cold turkey. North Carolina authorities say a shopper clubbed an alleged carjacker with a frozen turkey as he tried to steal a woman's car in a grocery store parking lot Sunday. Police say 30-year-old Fred Louis Ervin ...
TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY, PART II
babalublog.com 11/25/2008 — Many thanks to all those who chimed in with their turkey day turkey recipes. Now Im even more confused, but that's alright, I picked up a bak-up ham, which I'll toss in the smoker and smother with my cafe cubano...
The Case Against Turkey
yglesias.thinkprogress.org 11/26/2008 — I was going to say that Thanksgiving always leaves me with a bitter taste in my mouth, but really it’s the bland taste of turkey. The bitterness is purely metaphorical — everyone feels compelled to eat a sub-par bird merely for the sake ...
Oddly Endurant Sarah Palin/Turkey Slaughter Story Takes New Twist
wonkette.com 11/24/2008 — That funny but completely unimportant thing from last week in which Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey and then gave a teevee interview with a turkey being sliced ‘n’ diced in the background… well the American people are intent to know as much as possible about it! Early reports ...
Kosher: The Original Turkey Brine
debbieschlussel.com 11/26/2008 — By Debbie Schlussel One of the benefits of keeping kosher is that we don't have to spend any time brining our turkey. It's already done when we buy it from the store. All kosher meat and poultry is automatically salted to remove the blood. Thus, the term "Kosher Salt". In fact, people I ...
Bird of the Week: Eastern Wild Turkey
maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com 11/27/2008 — Gobble gobble. Spring Turkey season is here. At the turn of the century, the Eastern Wild Turkey was nearly eradicated by hunting and habitat loss, and was entirely absent in the Northeast. By the mid 1800s, the woodlands of New England ...
Heritage Turkey
yglesias.thinkprogress.org 11/27/2008 — Getting heritage turkey for your Thanksgiving repast is reasonable advice. But note that this isn’t really an alternative to my “don’t eat turkey” suggestion so much as a specific idea about a turkey alternative. They’re ...
Fire Departments: Deep Fried Turkey Could Pose Serious Fire Hazard
themoderatevoice.com 11/26/2008 — WARNING: Deep fried turkey could be hazardous to your health and draining on your insurance policies, since sometimes when people deep fry turkey, the poultry turkey isn’t the only turkey that gets fried. The word is getting out across the United States and even beyond: Fire ...
They Kill Turkeys, Don’t They?
julescrittenden.com 11/23/2008 — Contender for the holiday story of 2008. Palin-bash makes it topical, yet seasonal. MSNBC: TURKEYS DIE AS GOVERNOR PALIN TAKES QUESTIONS FROM MEDIA. I'll let Steyn do the carving, though "nancy boys at MSNBC" is hurtful. Blair, faux turkey sighting ...
Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by jim voorhiesComments for Lean Left
don’t buy a frozen one. it won’t thaw in time for this year’s thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving Is ImminentInnocent Bystanders
My sister in law is hosting my wife’s side of the family for Thanksgiving, meaning that her husband is going to cook the turkey. He has two upright smokers and a turkey fryer. Now, he has never used said fryer, which leads me to believe that this is what might ensue: I hope he decides to ...
Bacon Onboard!The Hostages: Planning A Code Red Since April 2007
Ah, the bacon wrapped turkey in it’s native environment… Ready to go in the oven, stuffed with onions, garlic, celery, sage and thyme. With about an hour cooking time left, the turkey comes out… And the bacon goes on… Bacony goodness to follow… ...
FROM DAVID JOACHIM, some perfect turkey tips. Plus, bacon-wrapped turkey! I’d like to say that i…Instapundit
FROM DAVID JOACHIM, some perfect turkey tips. Plus, bacon-wrapped turkey! I’d like to say that it looks delicious, but, well, actually it looks like food for space aliens. And, on a more realistic note, cooking turkeys on the grill. I’d try that, but I’ll be grilling 2 ...
Happy ThanksgivingRising Hegemon
A friend and I are cooking a turkey and taking a stab at making the traditional Thanksgiving meal. This could get frightening. Good luck to all of you doing the same today. And for those of you in Detroit, pretend the team in silver and blue is the Bears.
Braise the Turkey?Matthew Yglesias
Ezra Klein recommends Mark Bittman’s proposal to save turkey by braising it. This, however, requires you to dismember the turkey rather than cook it whole: Could be a promising meliorationist solution to the turkey problem. Still not convinced that this would actually taste ...
Turkey Eaters Vilified in Online VideogameCNSNews.com Headlines
(CNSNews.com) People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is using an online videogame to promote its animal rights agenda. The game, called Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, is described as a Thanksgiving-themed parody of a Nintendo cooking game. Mama is evil and thirsty for blood, says the ...
Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by KTKComments for Lean Left
I think you mean a Maillard reaction, but that’s a very good thing indeed. Oops! A Maillot is a one-piece women’s swimsuit. What was I thinking . . .?
Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by tgirschComments for Lean Left
I use the Alton Brown method to great effect, but I figure it’s more complicated than Kevin was interested in. I’ll also note that if you roast the turkey until the built-in pop-out thingy pops out, you’re probably going to have a very dry turkey. Those things are calibrated ...
FIVE NONTRADITIONAL WAYS to cook a turkey….Instapundit
FIVE NONTRADITIONAL WAYS to cook a turkey.
Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by KenComments for Lean Left
Yo! buy a bird that has the thermosat already in it. Turkey’s are easy! The trick is to pre heat your oven and follow the instructions on the bird and leave it in till the little red thing pops out and it’s done.
Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by digglahhhComments for Lean Left
Fictional buddy action film script: Kevin: Anybody know how to cook a turkey? Brian Bosworth: [whips out DesertEagle, blasts two-bit jewelry thief, sending lifeless body somersaulting over parked car, then smirks] Like that!
TURKEY TURKEY TURKEYBabalú Blog: an island on the net without a bearded dictator
My family has put me in charge of cooking this year's Thanksgiving turkey. Now, Ive fried quite a few gobllers in my life but cant recall ever having made one in the oven. Thus, my trepidatious quandary. Ive scoured teh...
Comment on Anyone Know How to Cook a Turkey? by tgirschComments for Lean Left
Step 1: Call Central Barbecue Step 2: Shell Out $44 Step 3: Take home smoked Turkey, ready to eat.