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I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Christian November 19, 2008 | Issue 44•47 Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent folks. We don't all blindly follow a bunch of outdated biblical tenets or go all fanatical about every bit ...
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I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan — One of those moments when the Onion gets to the truth in ways no serious outlet could: Now, granted, there are some Christians on the lunatic fringe who take their beliefs a little too far. Take my coworker Karen, for example. She's way off the deep end when it comes to religion: going down to the homeless shelter to volunteer once a month, donating money to the poor, visiting elderly shut-ins with the Meals on Wheels program—you name it! But believe me, we're not all that way. The people in my church, for the most part, are perfectly ordinary ...

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