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Cameron Diaz: Me plemdge.
The Jawa Report —
... mockery of the shallow celebs in the creepy "We Pledge" video; and Iowahawk's "transcript" of it. apparently Cameron Diaz is Matt Damon's long lost brother. By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at January 20, 2009 10:29 AM | | l ...
Whew: Hollywood Pledges to Help Barack
Politics Daily —
... course.
And the rest of it just comes off as a narcissistic celebration of just how good they can be, now that Obama's president! Which of course, now we know why the country's been going in the crapper. Hollywood's been on strike for the last eight years... Actresses have been bad mothers, they haven't planted trees, and have been flipping off people on the highway.
Glad that's all over with.
For the obligatory hilarious send-up I turn you over to Iowahawk.
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Evita Lopez or ...
Larwyn's Link Kerplosion: The "To Don't" List
Doug Ross @ Journal —
[image] Whose money is it, anyway? : John R. Lott, Jr. I pledge : Iowahawk Dutch Courage : Mark Steyn Professor denies global warming theory : Daily Princetonian A declaration of Independence : Mitchell Langbert Difference between Bush and Obama : Ms. Underestimated From the people who wanted to run the war : Jules Crittenden I am Geert Wilders : Atlas Shrugs Whence the First Lady's dress? : Ace o' Spades The invisible man : Pajamas Media Who gets to rebuild Gaza? : Prairie Pundit A bold ...
I Pledge...
JustOneMinute —
... just to get the full fawning flavor. Then cut to IowaHawk's loose transcript for a proper treatment. I am just hoping that mild disillusionment with the new regime sets in quickly becuase I can't endure four years of this.
Hey, Peggy Noonan, I Got Your Post-Racial Right Here [Dan Collins]
protein wisdom —
And it looks like ‘Zo . Here was Iowahawk’s take on Teh Pledge. Here’s the original abortion . Point/Counterpoint takes on the Israeli-Palestinian mess : Don’t get me wrong. It’s not like I love the Palestinians. After all, they’re Muslims, and all Muslims are trained to be suicide bombers at an early age. So, I don’t like that. Also, the way they pray frightens me, and their skin color is different from mine, so that doesn’t bode well for them, either. However, I can’t start hating the Palestinians as much as I hate the Jews, because then how am I supposed ...
The Pledge Video -- By: Jonah Goldberg
The Corner on National Review Online —
From a reader:
The definitive takedown of the I pledge video was offered in the form of a "transcript" for educational purposes by Iowahawk. By the way, Demi Moore's pledge of freeing a million slaves in the next five years was impressive. She started off by pledging to smile more. Talk about upping the ante. Since this video was made in January and considering a bit of a ramp up period she should be approaching the 100,000 mark in freed slaves along about now. I know she is one of the most powerful women in Hollywood (or maybe Idaho?) but ...
I Pledge
Commonsense & Wonder —
Iowahawk has a transcript from the latest I Pledge Allegiance to Obama all-star video: I Pledge Rush transcript of the new celebrity Pledge of Obama Allegiance video (for educational purposes only) [Fade in; cue pseudo-soulful electric piano dirge] Courtney Cox and her husband, what's-his-name: I pledge. Demi Moore: I pledge. Cameron Diaz: Me pledge too!! Courtney Cox: To end hunger in America. ...
