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Imperial Pageantry for Moronically Idiotic Idiots
So Jon Favreau, Obama's chief speechwriter, has done a lot of work on Obama's inaugural address . Does this mean Obama will talk about Hillary Clinton's tits ? "Rising tits lift all our hopes..." "These are the tits that launched a thousand dreams..." "Let me speak of the tits of change..." I ...
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