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International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Barack Obama as he appeared to millions of Americans, along with four of the president-elect's former disguises.
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INSTAPUTZ — Before this shows up on No Quarter: CHICAGO—In a devastating blow to millions of unsuspecting Americans, newly elected president and international con man Barack Obama fled the country Wednesday with nearly $85 million in campaign funds. According to FBI investigators, Obama's sudden disappearance was discovered at 6:15 p.m. when the former Illinois senator failed to arrive at a gala event in Lincoln Square, prompting several aides to rush back to his campaign headquarters. At 6:23 p.m., flight logs at O'Hare International Airport confirmed that two ...

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AMERICAN DIGEST — ... International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising "I'm devastated," Pennsylvania resident and Obama donor Denise Bell told reporters. "I just hope he comes back soon so he can be our president." ...

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