theonion.com - 11/12/2008
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Barack Obama as he appeared to millions of Americans, along with four of the president-elect's former disguises.
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The stick enters the Toy Hall of Fame!
I say: It's about time! Question: When will justice...
be done and the snowball finally receive the recognition it so richly deserves? Who cares about that whole betting on snowball fights controversy? It ...
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This is funny. But it’s the last line that’s priceless.
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Before this shows up on No Quarter: CHICAGO—In a devastating blow to millions of unsuspecting Americans, newly elected president and international con man Barack Obama fled the country Wednesday with nearly $85 million in campaign funds. According to FBI investigators, Obama's sudden disappearance was discovered at 6:15 p.m. when the former Illinois senator failed to arrive at a gala event in Lincoln Square, prompting several aides to rush back to his campaign headquarters. At 6:23 p.m., flight logs at O'Hare International Airport confirmed that two ...
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... International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising "I'm devastated," Pennsylvania resident and Obama donor Denise Bell told reporters. "I just hope he comes back soon so he can be our president." ...
Obama Isn’t Funny? The Onion Begs to Differ
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International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising
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Obama Warns He May Cease To Exist Unless America Believes In Him
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