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May 29, 1993 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
May 29, 1993 | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
May 29, 1993 Enlarge Image Trucker Share This Digg This Facebook Stumbleupon del.icio.us Reddit Email This To: From: Print This Our Dumb Century This glossy-paper-bound collector's edition brings you the world-changing ...
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45 WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in... the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward ... (more) Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - ...
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Enlarge Image Obama Wins Faced with losing everything, Americans took a long overdue step forward and elected... Barack Obama. (more) Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress | ...
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured... Grizzled McCain Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain Office Politics Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic ... (more) Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | ...
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Daily Kos — ... have retired hypocrisy. We live in a world where the right wing ruthlessly and without mercy degrades and attacks by any means necessary what they perceive as the enemy, and then uses the great principles of democracy and fair play when the same is done to them. They leave the rest of us standing on the sidelines looking like fools for ever caring about anything but winning.   The Onion predicts the future: Roy The Forklift Driver to Address Nation on Rush Limbaugh Show (from May 29, 1993). ...

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