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This is why we all read The Onion: A colleague points out this article (NSFW), which he posted in our mailroom replacing math with econ and inserting a St. Cloud byline. It's the week before finals.
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — Enlarge Image Gore President Gore, retroactively determined by the Supreme Court to be the winner of the... 2000 election, is sworn in for his six-week term. (more) Supreme Court Overturns Bush v. Gore | The Onion - ...
Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — November 28, 2008 | Issue 44•48 WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed in the Oval Office after spontaneously expelling a... 3-pound kidney stone from his bladder, sources reported Tuesday. According to witnesses, the president was attending his daily Iraq ... (more) Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone | The Onion - ...
Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — November 19, 2008 | Issue 44•47 HOMESTEAD, FL—A 14-foot crocodile bit off President Bush's left arm at... the shoulder Monday, a White House memo reported. Bush, who was reportedly standing waist-deep in a swamp at Everglades National Park when the ... (more) Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm | The Onion - America's ...
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