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Oh, Dear: First Post to Actually Need a Content Warning in the Title
Ace of Spades HQ —
... not hobos. Not cannibalism... per se. The title of the cookbook is Natural Harvest: A collection of XXXXX-based recipes , wherein XXXXX stands for something most men do not want anywhere in their diet pyramid at all. And most women are pretty down on it too. Yeah, you getting the idea here? Think about whether or not you want to hit "continue reading." Again, it's not really pornographic per se -- just... well, a notion you probably weren't looking to be confronted with today. And to think I waste so much flan-thickener in dirty gym socks, as well as on my Aunt Stacey ...
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AMERICAN DIGEST —
... They told me that if Obama was elected we wouldn't be able to eat like we used to. And they were right! Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes by Fotie Photenhauer The gift that keeps on giving. ...
WTF!!!!!
Theo Spark —
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes H/T Mark Scott
Totally Not Shaker Gourmet: Tuna Sashimi with "Dipping Sauce"
Shakesville —
... and then just before it is called for in the recipe." Of course, this tip, to me, sounds a decidedly dangerous undertaking: "Heat up a lightly oiled frying pan/skillet. Remove from heat and ejaculate directly into the pan..." You know, the only thing less appealing to me than eating a spunk omelette is the idea of putting my cock near a sizzling pan of oil. But if you are the type who's curious about new cuisine, pick up your copy of Natural Harvest here. ...
