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You Know How It Is When One Adds a Relative Unknown to the Ticket.
Little Miss Attila — You Know How It Is When One Adds a Relative Unknown to the Ticket. All kinds of research has to be done. Find out more here at the Palin Facts website. Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs; Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died; Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough; Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat. Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light ...

Viking Pundit — Joe Biden = Amtrak. Sarah Palin = sled pulled by polar bears. She steers with her teeth . Other stuff you didn't know about Sarah Palin: - We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. - Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands. - Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting for yeti pelts with a slingshot. More here . posted by Eric at ...

'Must Know' Little Known Facts About Sarah Palin
Hyscience — ... Sarah Palin Facts" notes that with John McCain's pick of Sarah Palin as the VP candidate, it's important that we get to know a bit more about her. So Here are some little known facts about our next Vice President that the hard working research geniuses at SPF have come up with so far (combined list from ...

Sarah Palin Fun Facts
Wizbang — ... be recycled from the Jack Bauer/Dick Cheney/Fred Thompson facts lists, but some are distinctly Palin and all are fun. Here are just a few. Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands. Three of Sarah Palin's five kids came out sideways - she never flinched. Sarah Palin's hotness is the largest single contributor to melting polar ice caps. Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane. Read them all here . Update: Goodness, some of the facts in ...

Sarah Palin makes Chuck Norris tremble
Betsy's Page — Friday, August 29, 2008 Sarah Palin makes Chuck Norris tremble That was fast. They're already up with a site with little known facts about Sarah Palin in the style of the ...

Sarah Palin facts
PoliPundit.com — Sarah Palin facts You have to be fast these days. I was intending to build this site , but somebody beat me to it. Little known fact: Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the surge, because a Palin during the surge would have been unfair. Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices. Little known fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines. I’ll add one of my own: Sarah Palin is this friggin’ close to converting W.C. Varones to supporting his sworn enemy, John McCain. I was giddy like ...

Links for 2008-08-29 [del.icio.us]
FullosseousFlap's Dental Blog — ... Bill Burton, comes as Democrats scramble to gather a response to a selection that nobody in the political world expected. Jonathan Martin's Blog: Obama camp, Dems belittle Palin pick - Politico.com Barack Obama's campaign is blasting John McCain for putting "the former mayor of a town of 9,000 with zero foreign policy experience a heartbeat away from the presidency." Sarah Palin Watch: Shattering the Glass Ceiling Sarah Palin Facts · Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Watch: ...

links for 2008-08-30
FullosseousFlap's Dental Blog — ... (tags: Sarah Palin Democrats Barack Obama) Sarah Palin Facts · Little Known Facts About the Alaska Governor (tags: sarah_palin) Sarah Palin Watch: Shattering the Glass Ceiling ...

She Comes Bearing Norris
pandagon.net - we are the public option — ... Sarah Palin is apparently the McCain campaign’s months-late answer to Chuck Norris.  By embracing Mike Huckabee’s ethos of not winning, I do believe that John McCain has found a formula that will propel him all the way to a distant second place, buffeted by numerous appearances on late-night comedy shows and at least one of his kids doing freaky shit to animals*. ...

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - August 31
Dr. Sanity — ... God is on their side? Amusing. 4. She's really proud of America. Really she is. 5. Oh, goody! Mandatory volunteerism is just what we slackers need. 6. Hope, Change, and just a pinch of pathological, subliterate hatred to keep it spicy. I wonder why?? And the media begins its assault. Inexperienced? You compare and decide-- in words, or in pictures. 7. No bounce after all? 8. Little known facts about Sarah Palin....now they're all flailin at Palin....a ...

John McCain, Sarah Palin and Christmas in August
The Wide Awake Cafe — ... pro-life beliefs when confronted by the news that her baby boy, Trig, would have an impairment. Sarah Palin understands courage and she enthusiastically endorsed Senator McCain’’s valiant warrior past and gave a testimony of her support for our military. Her own first born, Track is deploying to Iraq on September 11th, in little over a week. Palin’’s breakthrough knocked the Obama boomlet right out from under him. Sarah Palin facts are popping up, reminiscent of Chuck Norris facts. Here”’’s ...

Daily Digest: And Now, Back to Our Regularly Scheduled Conventioning
techPresident — ... Maybe She Can Help McCain with the Google: Here's a little known fact about McCain running mate Sarah Palin that ...

Palin = Norris?
Weekly Standard Blog — Is Sarah Palin about to approach Chuck Norris levels of legendary awesomeness? Sarah Palin Facts says yes! Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience. Sarah Palin always beats the point spread. Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon. When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered. Lots more where that came from.

Sarah Palin Facts
The Blog Formerly Known As Dean's World — ... McCain’s VP pick was relatively unknown when announced, but thanks to the Internet we are slowly gathering some of the lesser-known facts about Sarah Palin.  Here are some of the more interesting ones: ...

Sarah Palin Facts
Bitchin' in the Kitchen — Chuck Norris, step aside. If you don’t, you’ll get your ass kicked by a woman. While she holds a baby. And she won’t break a sweat or a nail. From SarahPalinFacts.com: In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to make it a fair fight. Sarah Palin drives herself to work everyday - in an M1A1 tank. The diamonds in Sarah Palin’s earrings were crushed with her very hands. Sarah Palin’s use of the word “Haberdashery” will bring it back in style. Sarah ...

Jack Bauer knows how to deal with evil politicians…
Unqualified Offerings — ... By Thoreau So I’m not sure he’s particularly daunted by the Sarah Palin facts , but I’ll admit that some of them are funny. Gratuitous obnoxious comment:  ...

Sarah Palin Can Divide By Zero
Say Anything — Find the entire list here. Enjoy the sample. -Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk. -Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin. -As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding. -Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin -Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?” Jonah Goldberg’s (NRO) Goedelesque contribution: ...

The Values Voters Gather
RedState: Conservative News and Community — ... (Gratuitous plug: I still haven't seen any PalinFacts.com gear, but I did hear people quoting them when I was on the escalator. If you want some yourself, head over to ...