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We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last. Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. ...
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Little Known Sarah Palin Facts
The Corner on National Review Online — ... ] These started last Friday. People keep sending them to me, so I figured I'd finally put some in the Corner. From PalinFacts.com It s not raining in DC. Those are God s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin. We don t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom. Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive. Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah ...

Sarah Palin Facts
Say AnythingSarah Palin facts: It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin. We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. Little known fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom. Little known fact: If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive. Little known fact: NFL teams may draft Sarah Palin, if ...

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stuartbuck.blogspot.com 8/30/2008 — One weird bit from a New Republic post on McCain's choice of Sarah Palin (it seems to be credited to professor Alan Wolfe, but surely he wouldn't say something that is without evidence): Sarah Palin named two of her children after witches, once took ...
Sarah Palin, the neo-feminist, who says "quit whining."
althouse.blogspot.com 8/31/2008 — American Princess loves Sarah Palin. She's looking at this video clip, where Sarah Palin deals with the question of whether Hillary Clinton was subjected to sexism and what she should have done about it: Now, I understand that some feminists will ...
Sarah Palin the ‘Earmark Queen’ of AK Left Wasilla $20 Million in Debt
crooksandliars.com 9/6/2008 — After finishing as a runner up for Miss Alaska 1984, Sarah Palin went on to be crowned the state’s Queen of Earmarks and its Empress of Fiscal Irresponsibility. Wonk Room : Sarah Palin: Earmark Queen Of The Earmark State In 2000, ...
McCain’s VP Pick: It Could Be Sarah Palin
stoptheaclu.com 8/29/2008 — All the talking heads are saying that Sarah Palin has jumped up into the mix. Oh please oh please let it be Sarah. And if it is, it will be truly humorous if the Dems say "y'all neocons have been complaining that Barack The Chosen One is too ...
iPhlogging: Sarah Palin?
horsesass.org 8/29/2008 — Sarah Palin…? I think McCain would have been better off picking Michael Palin. McCain has bet his entire campaign on his Veep pick. And the odds don’t look good.
Sarah Palin: McCain's VP Pick In Vogue
huffingtonpost.com 8/29/2008 — Photographs Of Sarah Palin, John McCain's Vice President In the December 2007 issue of Vogue: For updated information on Palin, go here . More on Sarah Palin <br style="clear: both;"/> <img alt="" style="border: 0; height:1px; width:1px;" border="0" ...
Andrea Mitchell: John McCain Only Met Sarah Palin Once (VIDEO)
huffingtonpost.com 8/29/2008 — On MSNBC this evening Andrea Mitchell reported on how minimal John McCain's interactions with his choice for vice president, Sarah Palin , have been. According to Mitchell, McCain only met Palin once. Watch the clip: More on Sarah ...
Ah, no, Sarah Palin will not get the Clinton voters...
atlargely.com 8/30/2008 — The right-wing is completely delusional in the belief that Governor Sarah Palin (including Palin) will get the discouraged Hillary Clinton voters because because of what the two women have in common (in the mind's of the mindless): a uterus. Palin ...
Sarah Palin Witch-Mother?
corner.nationalreview.com 8/30/2008 — Uh, no. Stuart Buck writes: One weird bit from a New Republic post on McCain's choice of Sarah Palin (it seems to be credited to professor Alan Wolfe, but surely he wouldn't say something that is without evidence): Sarah Palin named two of her ...
Andrew Sullivan’s Sexist Attacks on Sarah Palin
patterico.com 8/31/2008 — Instead of correcting errors on his website, Andrew Sullivan is waging jihad against Sarah Palin. It’s interesting to read his arguments and ask: Would he be saying this if Sarah Palin were a man? Sullivan cites the example of a Catholic ...
Alan Colmes: Sarah Palin’s first child supposedly conceived out of wedlock - PLUS: Other vicious far left attacks on Palin
sistertoldjah.com 9/1/2008 — ST reader Mwalimu Daudi has done an great job in finding out about what certain popular far leftie blogs are having to say about Sarah Palin. In one post , MD pointed to the following links: —- TNR: Sarah Palin named two of her children ...
Sew the Scarlet A for Sarah Palin!
theanchoressonline.com 9/1/2008 — Palin in March, "wearing her pregnancy suit" You know, my instinct is to not even address this crazy stuff, to just ignore it. But it's "out there," buzzing, so, I may as well jump in. The doyens of uterine politics have decided that what matters ...
Track Palin Photos: Pictures Of Sarah Palin's Oldest Child
huffingtonpost.com 9/4/2008 — When she was introduced to the world as McCain's running mate on Friday, Sarah Palin spoke briefly of her son and first-born Track, but until Wednesday, when he and the rest of the Palin clan joined Sarah in St. Paul, he'd made no public appearances ...
I am Sarah Palin.
wizbangblog.com 9/4/2008 — Via Michelle, a movement is born. The media has done more for John McCain in the last two days than he's done for himself in the last year and a...
Sarah Palin FactsBitchin' in the Kitchen
Chuck Norris, step aside. If you don’t, you’ll get your ass kicked by a woman. While she holds a baby. And she won’t break a sweat or a nail. From SarahPalinFacts.com : In 2003, the US considered deploying Sarah Palin to Iraq as a 1-woman commando squad, but wanted to ...
Palin = Norris?Weekly Standard Blog
Is Sarah Palin about to approach Chuck Norris levels of legendary awesomeness? Sarah Palin Facts says yes! Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience. Sarah Palin always beats the point spread. Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon. When Sarah Palin ...
Sarah Palin makes Chuck Norris trembleBetsy's Page
That was fast. They're already up with a site with little known facts about Sarah Palin in the style of the Chuck Norris facts. They're quite funny. Some samples:Little Known Fact: The Arctic Circle runs through Alaska so the Sun can have some relief from Sarah Palin’s bright glare. Little ...
Sarah Palin as Bill Brasky and Chuck NorrisJonathan Martin's Blog
Making the rounds: "Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon."
Sarah Palin is apparently the Female Chuck Norris.Blah3 Feed
Rudy. What a kidder . Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani says if Sarah Palin had been president when the U.S. came under attack on Sept. 11, 2001, he's confident she would have been able to handle the crisis. Palin's experience as the mayor of a tiny Alaska town and as Alaska's governor for ...
Don’t F*ck With Huck About Sarah PalinPat Dollard | Young Americans
I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to take the stage behind this woman of substance … HEH! Huckabee Strikes Partisan Tone at RNC; Blasts Biden, Defends Palin ( ABC ) ABC News’ Ursula Fahy reports: At breakfast with Texas delegation at the Republican National Convention in ...
She Comes Bearing Norrispandagon.net - we are the public option
by Jesse Taylor Sarah Palin is apparently the McCain campaign’s months-late answer to Chuck Norris .  By embracing Mike Huckabee’s ethos of not winning, I do believe that John McCain has found a formula that will propel him all the way to a distant second place, buffeted by ...
Sarah Palin is your new SegwayDaily Kos
Sarah Palin is your new Segway. Sarah Palin is your New New Coke. Sarah Palin is your new FoxTrax. Sarah Palin is your new Edsel. Sarah Palin is your new Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football. Sarah Palin is your new Nü Metal. Sarah Palin is your new Betamax. Sarah Palin is your ...
Viking Pundit
Joe Biden = Amtrak. Sarah Palin = sled pulled by polar bears. She steers with her teeth. Other stuff you didn't know about Sarah Palin: - We don't know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they've never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. - Global Warming ...
Amanda Carpenter: Hilarious Sarah Palin Twitter ThreadTownhall.com Blog's TownHall Blog
If you like Chuck Norris jokes and Governor Palin you'll like this thread.Sample: Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does. Gnerally with her bare hands.