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Illinois state legislators, figuring that there are no real problems in their state, have turned their eyes to the heavens in order to redress a real injustice - the status of Pluto.An Illinois Senate committee on Thursday unanimously supported planet Pluto and declaring March 13 "Pluto Day." ...
Chandra Levy Case Solved?
dailypundit.com — Is it possible that the Dc police have finally solved the Chandra Levy murder? Arrest in Chandra... Levy Case ‘Imminent’ In an interview with The Washington Post today, Susan Levy, Chandra’s mother, said that she was told by D.C. Police Chief Cathy L. Lanier and Lt. Michael ... (more) Chandra Levy Case Solved?
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Space: The final legislative frontier
The Corner on National Review Online — ... committee on Thursday unanimously supported planet Pluto and declaring March 13 "Pluto Day..." The push for a state decree on Pluto comes from state Sen. Gary Dahl, a Republican whose downstate district includes Streator, birthplace of Pluto discoverer Clyde Tombaugh. Dahl told colleagues Pluto is important to the local community, which considers the vote to downgrade Pluto to "dwarf" planet was unfair... Maybe they could vote to downgrade Blago to dwarf planet instead. (More from Betsy Newmark ) ...

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GOP State Representative Cynthia Davis (R-Pluto) has sponsored legislation   to give stay-at-home moms $600 in scholarships every year, hoping to help them get back into the workforce after their kids are grown. Sounds reasonable enough. Except bad stay-at-home fathers are specifically ...
Illinois Senate Legislates Status of Pluto; Who Will Claim Uranus?Hit & Run
Idiot retards in the Illinois state Senate have decreed that Pluto, downsized from planetary status in 2006 after 66 years playing with the big boys, is still one of the Big Nine. Why? It's discoverer is from the Land of Lincoln: Like some sort of rulers of the universe, state lawmakers are ...
Finally! A futile and stupid legislative gesture I can support.doubleplusundead
The Illinois Senate is considering voting to recognize Pluto as a planet. It is hereby the Official Position of This Blog (by which I mean me but, really, isn't that what matters?) that Pluto is a planet. See re bite me argumentation supra. Also if you click to that link there's an ad for ...