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theonion.com - 11/15/2008
Supreme Court Upholds Bill Of Rights In 5-4 Decision | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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November 14, 2008 | Issue 44•46 WASHINGTON—In a landmark decision Monday, the U.S. Supreme Court narrowly ruled to uphold the Bill of Rights, the very tenets upon which American society is based. "After carefully considering the relevance of the 10 inviolable rights that comprise the ...
I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com - 11/22/2008
I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
— theonion.com — Christian November 19, 2008 | Issue 44•47 Everybody has this image of "crazy Christians" based on what... they hear in the media, but it's just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent folks. We don't all blindly follow a bunch of outdated biblical ... (more) I'm Not One Of Those 'Love Thy Neighbor' Christians | ...
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theonion.com - 11/11/2008
YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
— theonion.com — Email This Video Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Receive e-mail when new videos are released. Featured... Grizzled McCain Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain Office Politics Study Finds Young People Remain Apathetic ... (more) YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A 'Good' Video ...
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