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Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
January 8, 2009 | Onion Sports WASHINGTON—Fashion consultant and Project Runway host Tim Gunn surprised the Washington Wizards Monday by unexpectedly arriving at the Verizon Center locker room and offering to help Wizards players shop for less repulsive uniforms. "I happened to see the Wizards ...
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Matthew Yglesias — ... Onion: “Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms.” Of course the Wizards already have non-hideous standard uniforms. For some reason they decided that they needed to add the ugly gold ones to their arsenal. ...

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Blogometer — ... the booming economy helped him defeat Bob Dole by a substantial margin in 1996. (Of course, whether Clinton's plan helped drive the expansion is a matter for debate, but the administration certainly seemed to believe that it did.) In this case, the downside risk of inaction is far greater than 1993 and the consensus that government action could have a stimulative effect on the economy is far stronger." LEST WE FORGET: Tim Gunn Takes Wizards Shopping For Less Hideous Uniforms From The Onion : "WASHINGTON -- Fashion consultant and Project Runway host Tim Gunn surprised the ...

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