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theonion.com - 12/3/2008
U.S. Economy Continues Campaigning For Barack Obama | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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December 2, 2008 | Issue 44•49 WASHINGTON—Nearly a month after Barack Obama was elected the 44th president of the United States, the nation's economy is still going strong in its efforts to secure him the highest office in the land. Through its trifecta of moribund housing prices, a wildly ...
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— theonion.com — November 28, 2008 | Issue 44•48 WASHINGTON—President Bush collapsed in the Oval Office after spontaneously expelling a... 3-pound kidney stone from his bladder, sources reported Tuesday. According to witnesses, the president was attending his daily Iraq ... (more) Bush Passes Three-Pound Kidney Stone | The Onion - ...
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Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
— theonion.com — November 19, 2008 | Issue 44•47 HOMESTEAD, FL—A 14-foot crocodile bit off President Bush's left arm at... the shoulder Monday, a White House memo reported. Bush, who was reportedly standing waist-deep in a swamp at Everglades National Park when the ... (more) Crocodile Bites Off Bush's Arm | The Onion - America's ...
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Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
— theonion.com — November 12, 2008 | Issue 44•46 WASHINGTON—President George W. Bush sustained 24 broken bones, massive internal hemorrhaging,... and a severe concussion Monday after falling down the entire staircase of the 555-foot-tall Washington Monument. According ... (more) Bush Tumbles Wildly Down Washington Monument Staircase | ...
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AMERICAN DIGEST — ... In other O-News: U.S. Economy Continues Campaigning For Barack Obama ...

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The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan — The economy won't stop campaigning for Obama. I suspect that ends January 21.

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