videogum.com - 2/3/2009
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No, literally, he's a clown, and his job is literally to teach abstinence. He's also the worst public speaker of all time. The abstinence part starts at 2:50, but I kind of like the Nicholas Fehn-esque neverending lead-up. This guy is the worst, for real.
rightwingnation.com - 1/27/2009
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I shouldn’t go back to bed. When I
do, I awake in a fog and stay that
way. Oh well. I don’t think I’ll be making a trip to the Texas Roadhouse later for ribs. Too foggy. Anyway, it’s time for the Clown Awards, and after ...
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Derek the Abstinence Clown
culturekitchen - fresh dissent served daily —
Came across this little waste of tax money: Derek the Abstinence Clown. Yes...you read that right. Derek Dye was paid as part of the Abstinence Only program to promote abstinence. Here is a video of Derek at work:
Now, this guy is just awful. And on many blogs he gets a lot of crap for how bad he is. But I am cutting him some slack. His performance (no pun intended) isn't what I am going to rant about. I don't even know if he writes his own material. It sounds like something written by ...
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Daily Kos —
... East Coast locale I'd consider would be Asheville, NC, but I hate Eastern Standard Time. I like my Sunday football at 10 a.m. Notice a common thread among all of these places? Mountains. It's the reason Chicago is off my list, as much as I may love my hometown (and its sports teams). So here's video of Derek the Abstinence Clown, who works for an organization that got an $800,000 federal grant to put on this crap. Your tax dollars at work. California is such ...
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pandagon.net - we are the public option —
... about Derek the Abstinence Clown.
Oh well. If they don’t want my $150, that’s fine. But considering the fact that they might not have the government teat to feed off of very, very soon, maybe they should take whatever money they can get… they’ll need it.UPDATE: It looks like the video has resurfaced; it’s below the fold.
Let’s see how long it’s available. Protect thy keyboards…
You tax dollars at work: Keith Deltano, America’s new abstinence clown
pandagon.net - we are the public option —
... on whether or not to have sex are exclusively in the hands of men, who are then solely responsible for their family’s needs. Young women are merely asexual passive beings who are supposed to stay pure, with the help of “real men” who control their dirty lustful thoughts.
Below the fold, a flashback to Derek Dye’s clown performance. You decide which the most insane use of taxpayer dollars.
The incomparable Derek Dye:
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