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Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
theonion.com — November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45 WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in... the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward ... (more) Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - ...
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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The Voting Machines Take Over
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'Onion' Video: Sequoia Touch-Screen Elected 44th President
The BRAD BLOG — Some brief, mid-Election Day comic relief... It looks like The Onion is reporting that a Sequoia touch-screen voting machine has been elected to the White House. Congratulations are due to the first "non-organic life form" to achieve this honor. The horrible Sequoia Voting Systems company, apparently, has finally managed to be "successful" at something!... Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President

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First Results are In
Newshoggers.com — ... By BJ And it looks like we're in for an upset! Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President In seriousness however, a quick message for America from your friendly northern neighbours. ...

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