• Robyn74

  +2

  Thought it was a little too long but very funny.

  Posted 8/6/2008 respond (flag)

• Erin

  +1

  Good for her! Now we just need a Britney music video feat. McCain.

  Posted 8/6/2008 respond (flag)

• humano

  +1

  I wonder how many takes it took her to get that right, lol.

  Posted 8/10/2008 respond (flag)

WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE PARIS
The Page by Mark Halperin — Celebrity heiress tapes video response to McCain’s attack on Obama, complete with her own energy policy and veep float. “I want America to know that I’m, like, totally ready to lead.” Click above to watch. * * * * * Get The ...

Paris Hilton responds. Really.
Ben Smith's Blog — See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com   Paris Hilton makes fun of John McCain's age and unveils her own energy policy. Really.

New third-party ad: Obama no longer the biggest celebrity in the race
Hot Air » Top Picks — New third-party ad: Obama no longer the biggest celebrity in the race posted at 6:45 pm on August 5, 2008 by Allahpundit Send to a Friend | printer-friendly She’s got a sense of humor, a thoughtful energy policy, and nearly as much federal legislative experience as Barry O. If grotesque overexposure and grandiose ego are now prerequisites for the presidency, then the choice is … actually, the choice still isn’t clear, is it? Exit question: Way better than Bob Barr, though, right? See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com

Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain's Celebrity Ad (VIDEO)
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — Now it's Paris Hilton's chance to tell off John McCain for putting her in an Obama attack ad. Paris's mother Kathy slammed McCain for the waste of money, time and attention given to the ad. But Paris has gone a step higher and taken her response to the camera. Watch Paris's video below. Read Kathy Hilton's blog underneath: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com ...

Can't wait to see Britney's ad.
Blah3 Feed — Good to see Paris has a sense of humor about this whole celebrity thing. (Apparently, Funny Or Die's embed code doesn't work here. So click the link, bitches.)

Paris Hilton Endores Obama's Energy Plan-- Hates The Wrinked Up White Haired Guy
DownWithTyranny! — Paris Hilton is treating John McCain like a... a... a... dumb blonde! And to think I made fun of her and her mother a few days ago. She sounds smarter than Eric Cantor, John Shadegg and Mike Pence combined. Not sure about that VP choice of hers though. H/T: Perez: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com ...

Obama no longer biggest celebrity running for President
RIGHTWINGSPARKLE — classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> ...

Paris Hilton Answers McCain Ad
Pat Dollard | Young Americans — I know, I was thinking the same thing you are…

A Response to the Old Wrinkly Dude
Balloon Juice — Here: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Celeb Commercial
Political Radar — McCain Energized on Energy | Main Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Celeb Commercial August 05, 2008 7:07 PM ABC News' Tahman Bradley Reports: Paris Hilton has issued a response (kinda) to Sen. John McCain's television commerial which lumps her together with Barack Obama and Britney Spears in the celebrity category. Sitting on a lawn chair in a bathing suit, Ms. Hilton says to camera, "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy, I'm just hot." She continues, "But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means ...

POLITICS: Paris Fires Back
Baseball Crank — Paris Hilton's response to the McCain ad.

Video: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain’s Celebrity Ad - Unveils Energy Policy
(Obsolete Feed) — You know, it’s actually funny. It’s just that don’t know what to think about the fact that her energy policy actually makes sense. Join the Blogs of War Readers Facebook group and meet cool conservative thinkers from around the globe. Copyright © 2007 ...

Paris Hilton Responds To McCain
Seeing the Forest — Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Paris Hilton responds to the McCain "Celebrity" ad. No, really, it really is Paris Hilton. See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com She has more actual energy policy than McCain! ----> Scroll down to see comments. Posted by Dave Johnson at August 5, 2008 4:15 PM Spotlight Share this post: [image] StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It! digg Digg it del.icio.us del.icio.us reddit reddit

My world collides with Byron Beck's
BlueOregon — I am living in a political world and I am a political girl. Never thought I'd have to make room for Paris in my world.... See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com ...

"Loves It"
Swampland — With no further comment, I post: See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Even Paris Hilton Has A Better Energy Plan Than "The One"
Babalú Blog: an island on the net without a bearded dictator — Even Paris Hilton Has A Better Energy Plan Than "The One" this is pretty funny. I think the woman is a ditz, but she is hot. Posted by Cigar Mike at August 5, 2008 07:36 PM Comments Post a comment

Paris in '08
Interesting Times — See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or DieParis Hilton actually does a better job of presenting the argument for off-shore drilling than does John McCain. And she's much better at reading a teleprompter.Maybe it's not to late for the Republicans to reconsider their nominee?Why am I reminded of this:

Paris
The Corner on National Review Online — NRO BLOG ROW | THE CORNER | ARCHIVES SEARCH E-MAIL PRINT RSS STAY SANE THROUGHOUT 2008: SUBSCRIBE TO NR (50% OFF!) HERE . [image] Tuesday, August 05, 2008 [image] Paris [ Kathleen Parker ] Okay, the girl's got style and she reads well. Is there to the presidency? If you haven't seen her response to McCain's dumb celebrity ad, you must. It's funny, clever, and on the nose in a good way. Love it. 08/05 07:53 PM

Paris Hilton Responds To McCain Attack Ad
Oliver Willis — A third party? See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die (via)

Paris Hilton - The Anti-Clinton
Riehl World View — Evidently Paris Hilton has decided to run for President and she thinks she's going to win. All things considered, while thinking back to the Clinton years and of how Paris secured her infamy ... is America really ready for a President who does her best work on the other side of the desk and would be constantly loading it up on to YouTube, as well? Maybe not. But it would be change some of us could embrace. : ) ...

Hell has froze over....
The Agonist - thoughtful, global, timely — Paris Hilton hits the Front Page! See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die My name is Sean-Paul and I heartily approve this post!

the only response imaginable
skippy the bush kangaroo — in light of mcmuffin's recent spate of attack ads, here are the only sane responses we could hope for: mccain girl and the enchantd republican forest via all spin zone ...

Paris Hilton Responds To McCain's Ad
TPM Election Central — Paris Hilton has posted this Web video, responding to John McCain's "Celeb" ad:

Paris Hilton vs. John McCain
J. Bradford DeLong's Grasping Reality with All Eight Tentacles — Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad: Why is it that Paris Hilton is able to speak more substantively on the issue of energy than John McCain? There is much more substantive energy policy in this than in McCain's ad. Paris Hilton is ready to lead on energy policy Why isn't John McCain? ...

Drinking Liberally — Seattle
HorsesAss.Org — Join us at the Seattle chapter of Drinking Liberally for an evening of politics under the influence. We begin at 8:00 pm at the Montlake Ale House, 2307 24th Avenue E. Some of us will show up early for Dinner. Tonight’s theme song might just have to be a torturous number by the most recently declared presidential candidate: For tonight’s activity, we’ll pass around and evaluate McCain’s recently announced health care plan: If you find yourself in the Tri-Cities area this evening, check out McCranium for the local ...

Paris Hilton Strikes Back at McCain
The Caucus — Hey America, Paris Hilton responds with her own video to John McCain, who dragged her into the presidential race. You can say this: she shows more of a sense of humor than her mother, a McCain contributor, who slammed Mr. McCain’s original video as a waste of time. Let’s hope we hear from Britney too.

Paris Hilton Responds
Obsidian Wings — by hilzoy See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com I'd try to summarize this for people who can't watch videos, but it defies description.

PARIS HILTON: Responds to McCain, Offers Totally Hot Energy Policy
PoliticsTV.com » Page not found — See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Today's Republican News, Complete With Paris Hilton
TalkLeft — At the Republican Convention, President Bush will speak on Labor Day, with the hope that backyard barbequers will be too busy to notice he was there. Dick Cheney might skip the event entirely, for equally obvious reasons. Also absent will the indicted Ted Stevens and the toe-tapping Larry Craig. "Gordon Smith of Oregon, Elizabeth Dole of North Carolina and Susan Collins of Maine all face tough re-election campaigns" so they'll also take a pass. They may be hoping that voters don't realize they're Republicans. In other Republican news: A newspaper is asking John McCain's campaign why a black ...

Paris Hilton Announces For President With An Energy Plan as Good As Obama’s
Firedoglake — See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die So yeah, here's the sad thing.  Paris's energy plan, probably put in the can before Obama compromised, is essentially Obama's ...

Paris responds
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Vive le Paris!
RedState: Conservative News and Community — What? It's a great town! Via HotAir, I had the dubious pleasure of watching a Paris Hilton video tonight. Hold on, now, it's not what you think. ...

“Paris Has a More Substantive Energy Plan Than Barack Obama.”
Say Anything — Over at Hot Air, it seems that someone with more gravitas than Obama is poised to enter the race: Paris Hilton. She’s got a sense of humor, a thoughtful energy policy, and nearly as much federal legislative experience as Barry O. “Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”-Tucker Bounds Heh. Cross Posted at Proof Positive ...

"I'm Paris Hilton"
small dead animals — August 5, 2008 "I'm Paris Hilton" "And I approve this message". Heh. "Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.” Posted by Kate at August 5, 2008 9:31 PM Comments Post a comment Before submitting, review the post to ensure your comment is on topic and does not contain words that might get caught in the spam filter (eg: insurance, viagra, online, poker). This is not a forum or a repository for off-topic link dumps. Profanity is discouraged. Take your extended debates and/or flamewars to private email. Thankyou. Name: Email Address: URL: Remember personal info? Yes No Comments:

Paris Hilton responds to John McCain with her own energy egenda
Greatscat! — Paris Hilton responds to John McCain with her own energy egenda

That’s Hot
The Blog Formerly Known As Dean's World — Well, I thought Zod had my vote sewn up, but now I’m having second thoughts.  Paris riffs on herself and McCain, and actually manages to sound pretty articulate in talking about energy policy, which makes me wonder.   I’m sure someone wrote this script for her, but I’ve known some professionally pretty women, and they all spend some amount of time doing their “I’m just a silly girl” act.  Maybe all the Paris Hilton jokes are on us – like Madonna, she’s made a lot of money with the image she’s cultivated (and the lithe little libertine seems to have a lot of fun ...

Payback: Paris Hilton Slams John McCain (Video)
Tennessee Guerilla Women — Paris Hilton has apparently had it with serving as a sexy object of ridicule in the men's election drama. Ms. Hilton has released a "campaign ad" in response to John McCain's "Celebrity" ad. McCain's ad is infamous for using Paris Hilton and Britney Spears as sexy props in the boy fight between McCain and Obama. Paris uses ageism against John McCain, but he used her first, and it's not like she can turn him into a sex object. (The "Celebrity" ad is also infamous for causing Bob Herbert to see phallic symbols!) Look out Keith "Sexist" Olbermann, Paris will be coming after your slimey ass ...

"See you at the debates, bitches"
culturekitchen - fresh dissent served daily — I have always thought my distant cousin, Paris Hilton, wasn't as dumb as people assumed given her roots. Well, McCain used her in an ad and she has decided to respond. And I think it pretty much sums up America's view on McCain: ...

Paris Hilton's Energy Plan For America
Wizbang — You know what's sad? It's not only better than Barak "Inflate 'Em All" Obama, we could actually be voting on this if the Democrats actually cared....

The official Paris for President campaign ad; McCain says she’s deeper than Obama!
Stop The ACLU — Paris Hilton responds to her image being used in one of McCain’s ads… by making a campaign ad of her own! And you know what? She’s got a much more thoughtful energy policy than Barack Obama does. And they’ve probably got about equal experience when it comes to governing. Check it out: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad ...

Tuesday Funnies: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
NewsBusters.org - Exposing Liberal Media Bias — See <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d">Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad</a> and more <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">funny videos</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com">FunnyOrDie.com</a> ...

Paris Hilton Responds
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan — Heh: See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Paris Hilton Mocks McCain Ad
Weekly Standard Blog — Via Hot Air, Paris Hilton has cut this video responding to John McCain's "Celeb" ad: Allahpundit's review is spot on: "She’s got a sense of humor, a thoughtful energy policy, and nearly as much federal legislative experience as Barry O. If grotesque overexposure and grandiose ego are now prerequisites for the presidency, then the choice is … actually, the choice still isn’t clear, is it?" The humorless Obama campaign responds to the video with the following statement: "Whatever." Meanwhile, McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds seizes the moment and stays on ...

The official Paris for President campaign ad; McCain says she's deeper than Obama!
Wizbang — Paris Hilton responds to her image being used in one of McCain's ads... by making a campaign ad of her own! And you know what? She's got a much more thoughtful energy policy than Barack Obama does. And they've probably got about equal experience when it comes to governing. Check it out: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad ...

Totally Hot
Classical Values — Totally Hot See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com Today, in a totally surprise announcement, Paris Hilton says that she is endorsing herself for President. As part of that announcement she has unveiled her energy plan. New technology and drill, drill drill. Given her previous work it is no surprise she is totally behind drilling. The McCain campaign says they are thrilled to have her in the race. A McCain spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous says they will make room in their schedule for a private meeting to discuss the issues. The spokesperson says that they are looking forward to ...

Paris Hilton does a pro-McCain ad!
Althouse — See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die Oh? You think it's not pro-McCain? Explain why! (And I'll tell you why you're wrong.) blog advertising blog ...

“I’ll See You At The Debate, Bitches” - Paris Hilton Strikes Back With What Is Somehow Best Ad Of Campaign - Vid
Pat Dollard | Young Americans — Look, no one outdoes me in terms of an immediate allergic reaction to even just hearing this bitch’s name. I know you hate her and all she stands for, but I do, more. That being said, other than a close runner-up in McCain’s “The One”, this little skank has made what is actually the best ad of the entire campaign season so far. Including the primaries. It’s just good writing, and her understanding the point enough to not blow having the right attitude delivering the lines. The biggest reason it works is because she makes fun of herself throughout, and all the irony of the entire situation drips from ...

Paris Hilton: I’m Ready to Lead
California Conservative — Paris Hilton created a video mocking John McCain in the funniest video I’ve seen in ages. The problem is, it’ll wind up mocking Sen. Obama more.Here’s the video: ...

Okay, That's It. I Am So Going to the Polls on Election Day!
AMERICAN DIGEST — See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die This candidacy will definitely suck votes from both the Obama and McCain camps.

"He's the oldest celebrity it the world…"
Upper Left — I'm a dial-up fossil, so I usually take a pass on these things, but this was worth the download time.

"I'll See You at the Debate, Bitches"
Hit & Run — At Funny or Die, Paris Hilton announces for president, rebukes John McCain as "wrinkly" and "white-haired" (McCain had slagged her in passing in an anti-Barack Obama ad), dings Obama on the fly, and then lays out an energy policy: ...

Paris Hilton Campaign Video
Outside The Beltway | OTB — Paris Hilton Campaign Video Just when you thought Campaign 2008 couldn’t get any dumber, Paris Hilton weighs in with a video: For those unable to watch the video, ABC News’ Tahman Bradley has the rundown: Sitting on a lawn chair in a bathing suit, Ms. Hilton says to camera, “Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.” She continues, “But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means that I’m running for president.” And so, since Hilton has interpreted the comparison to Sen. Obama, ...

When Bimbos Attack
Snapped Shot —

The End of Civilization as We Know It
The Moderate Voice — And so it comes to this. We’re in the midst of a heated presidential contest, an energy crisis looms, the economy is on the skids, and I come before you today to once again write about… Paris Hilton. The celebrity - whose fame, as near as I can tell, resulted entirely from the circumstances of her mother having intercourse with William Baron Hilton’s boy - has responded to John McCain’s use of her image in his recent “celebrity” advertisement. ...

Paris Hilton responds to John McCain, or as she calls him, "that wrinkly white-haired guy"
AMERICAblog News| A great nation deserves the truth — Brilliant. Kind of makes me even like her. See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

BREAKING: Noted Obama Supporter Is Racist Gutter Trash
The Jawa Report — August 06, 2008 BREAKING: Noted Obama Supporter Is Racist Gutter Trash The O!bots are all applauding this celebritard as if she somehow just delivered a stinging, fatal blow to McLame. Funny thing is, Paris Hilton is a brainless, poor-hating, racist piece of gutter trash. From the gutter tramp's mouth (just keep watching - I know it's hard and that it kills brain cells): Got that, O!bots? She slings atround racial epithets like they're in style. She insults the poor because she's just better than you. She's the epitome of what Democrats claim to despise. And yet, the O!bots cheer her on. That's who you're cheering for, Obamatrons. That's who you ...

Oh, Paris, My Paris.
Little Miss Attila — Oh, Paris, My Paris. Keep going, Babe; we need your voice: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com And I shall see you at the clubs, Doll. And I'll explain why you're so great. Syllable by syllable.

Why is Paris Hilton better able to talk substance than John McCain?
Political Animal — I’m reluctant to post this because it’s a celebrity web video, and I hate celebrity web videos. But given that it’s a celebrity web video that actually relates to politics, explores an important policy issue, and has instantly become something of a political sensation, it’s probably worth taking a closer look at this Paris Hilton clip about energy policy. See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com ...

Paris Hilton Strikes Back
PoliBlog: A Rough Draft of my Thoughts — I hate to admit it (as it means an endorsement of something that Paris Hilton did), but this is pretty funny. If anything, it is brilliant PR for a PR-addicted person: See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com ...

Well Played, Miss
The LLama Butchers — Well Played, Miss I never thought I'd find myself typing something like this, but two cheers to Paris Hilton for her new video response to McCain's recent "celebrity" ad. If nothing else, it shows some spirit. As for the content, well, I'm not sure whether the shear vulgarity is meant as a parody or a celebration of celebrity. Given the utter shallowness of people of Miss Hilton's ilk, my guess would be a little bit of both. And either way, I think it winds up inadvertently illustrating the point of the original jab pretty well. Oh, and you can almost see Ms. Hilton's brain-pan start to cavitate as she reads off the policy cue-cards. Easy there, ...

Hotline After Dark -- It's Getting Hot In Here
Hotline On Call Part Deux — In response to John McCain's "celebrity" ad, Paris Hilton released a web video of her own on 8/5. See it here. McCain spokesperson Tucker Bounds, in a statement: "It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain's 'all of the above' approach to America's energy crisis, including both alternatives and drilling. In reality, Paris Hilton may have a more substantive energy policy than Barack Obama" (mult.) MSNBC's Olbermann: "Has she been properly vetted? This message was paid for by the committee to elect Nicole Richie" ("Countdown,"8/5). FNC's Hannity: "She may get the campaign ...

Paris Hilton gets in on the action
Jonathan Martin's Blog — See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but her snapshot of the race (the old guy vs the changemonger) jibes with all the word association survey data on McCain and Obama I've seen to date. 

Paris Hilton Responds To Wrinkly White-Haired Dude
Crooks and Liars — See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die Scary that she sounds smarter than the guy who has been in the Senate for 20+ years. I’ll see you at the ...

Paris Hilton Hits Back
PoliGazette — Paris Hilton responds to John McCain’s “Celeb” ad, in which he compared Barack Obama to her and Britney Spears.  Even though it’s probably just well rehearsed, she had me considering writing her in this November based on energy policy alone. Yes, I think both candidates policies are that bad. ©2008 PoliGazette. All Rights Reserved.. ...

Opening the Day: Paris Hilton Mocks That Old Guy McCain
Open Left - Front Page — Dog days of summer. McCain backs down over tire pressure, as Paris mocks him as that old guy. McCain's money is probably laundered. "I have a lot of Arab business partners. I do a lot of business in the Middle East. I've got a lot of friends," Sargeant said in a telephone interview yesterday. "I ask my friends to support candidates that I think are worthy of supporting. They usually come through for me." Creepy. Obama hits at McCain. Google launches insights. The NYTimes looks at Obama's big dollar bundlers, ...

Who's the Stuffy Old Candidate?
Confederate Yankee — Who's the Stuffy Old Candidate? While the Paris Hilton response to John McCain's ad mocking Barack Obama as a man simply famous for being famous is something some people have actually spent time analyzing ( Ann Althouse's readers have done a great deal), and the response is dismissive of Obama Hilton wisely only refers to him as "the other guy," though I'm sure Timmy Noah, Max Blumenthal and David Gergen will find racial overtones in that as the well the lasting effect of the ad will be based on how the two Presidential campaigns reacted. Obama's campaign reacted with a huffy "Whatever," while McCain's camp quickly embraced it, and ...

Hey, White Haired Dude!
Taylor Marsh — BY TAYLOR MARSH See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com See more funny videos at Funny or Die ...Some of McCain-??s old pals in the Senate are cringing at what they see as his soulless transformation into what ...

Paris Hilton Shows Up John McCain
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — Two lessons from this viral Paris Hilton striking back at "wrinkly , white-haired guy" John McCain on "Funny Or Die": (1) It's gotten 2,812,325 views in 18 hours. (2) If you're going to mount an attack ad, make sure it's not capable of being completely skewered by Paris Hilton in a much better, funnier, and cleverer ad that your opponent didn't even have to pay for. ...

Daily Digest: A Landmark Day! (Yawn)
techPresident — The Web on the Candidates A "Landmark" of Epic Distortions: MySpace and the Commission on President Debates (CPD) have announced a partnership today that will allow users to watch a live webstream of the upcoming debates at MyDebates.org. They are calling it a “landmark internet partnership.” Frankly, the word “landmark” has never sounded so disappointing: to techPresident editor Micah Sifry, it sounds more like a shack. The CPD announcement uses some form of the word “engage” six times, which proves that if you say something enough times you can convince even ...

Paris responds to McCranky
Newshoggers.com — By Libby This time it's real. Paris Hilton responds to McCain's slam ad and does a pretty good of it. If you had to choose between the two of them, Paris would be the obvious choice. At least she knows how to deliver her lines. See more funny videos at Funny or Die ...

8/6: This Mule's Got Some Kick After All
Blogometer — August 06, 2008 8/6: This Mule's Got Some Kick After All Hitting back against GOP mockery over tire gauges, Barack Obama in a town hall meeting 8/5 said : "Now two points, one, they know they're lying about what my energy plan is, but the other thing is they're making fun of a step that every expert says would absolutely reduce our oil consumption by 3 to 4 percent. It's like these guys take pride in being ignorant." Obama's tone -- lively and sarcastic -- was noticeably different than his usual calm and coolness. His new tone seemed to be a reaction to the recent string of jabs by the McCain camp and subsequent hand wringing among Obama ...

Future President Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
MoJo Blog Posts: mojo — --Previous Post | Blog Index Future President Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad Paris Hilton, never one to pass up an opportunity to display money or pander for attention, has produced a video response to Sen. McCain's attack ad comparing Sen. Obama with Hilton. The helpful wonks over at The New Republic actually fact-checked Hilton's energy spiel (slow news week, guys?), so check that out if you want. Ok, so maybe she won't be our next Secretary of Energy—and she's not that funny, either. But, unlike the two senators actually running for the most important job in the free world, she demonstrates a working ...

Hey white-haired dude
Preemptive Karma — 12 Ballot Measures in November | Main | White-haired dude hearts Big Oil August 06, 2008 Hey white-haired dude See Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com I'm not a big fan of Ms. Hilton. Heck, I'm not a small fan of her either. But I gotta say that her stock has risen because of this response to McCain. Of course she most likely didn't think this reply up. She's got "people" to do that for her. Plus, she never struck me as savvy enough to have thought this up. But even so, two things stand out about it to me: 1. Whomever of her "people" came up with this idea deserves a ...

I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles
SteveAudio — Genius: See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die Seriously, there will always be a contingent that would vote Republican even if Josef Stalin was the R candidate for President. They could never be persuaded to vote D under any circumstances. Those folks will find this ad ...

Today on Doing Time - Tuesday August 6th, 2008
The Latest on Air America — THE WAR ON WARS How much would you pay to be tortured? Yeah you read that right. We want to know how much would you pay to be tortured. There’s a new “ride” at Coney Island in New York where visitors can be waterboarded . Lawyers in favor of the practice get free admission. We’ll talk with Steve Powers the proprietor about what exactly he’s trying to do, and does he really expect to make money on this. He’s the author of “ The Art of Getting Over ” Who should fund the reconstruction in Iraq ? The GAO released a report that says Iraq is now earning Millions in oil income … $79 million to be exact. So, should 100% of that ...

Paris Hilton my new BFF
WTF Is It Now?!? — OK, I've been avoiding watching Paris Hilton's response to Geezer McCranky Pants, but it really is very funny. If there's an opening on the Daily Show for a correspondent, she might just carry it off.

Ha ha ha, McCain thinks you should inflate your tires! Craaaazy!
Daily Kos — Can you believe this craziness? McCain thinks you should inflate your tires properly to increase gas mileage! “Obama said a couple of days ago says we all should inflate our tires. I don’t disagree with that. The American Automobile Association strongly recommends it,” McCain said. How out of touch and elitist can McCain be? That's crazy talk! Where can I get a tire gauge to wave around? Oh! And where can I get a picture of a tire gauge so I can do a graphic like this one, still up on the RNC website? Oh man, McCain is so toast now! We've got him exactly where we ...

Keeping Up With The Energy Debate: Paris Hilton, Andy Revkin And More
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — The great energy debate is getting more attention now than it seems to have ever gotten, which is great -- but it also means that things are getting a little confused. All kinds of people are weighing in from all kinds of corners and it's not easy to keep it all straight. Here, we've collected samplings from some of the most recent big-name splashes in the energy debate. (Incidentally, there is even some debate over what the energy debate is -- does it occur between Obama and McCain? Between energy provider and consumer? Between homeowner and surge protector? Important distinctions, all!) PARIS HILTON: Yeah, it ...

Ouch.
Right Wing Nation — The McCain campaign on Paris Hilton’s video: McCain’s spokesperson Tucker Bounds (said) that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, “Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated—both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.” And if you think Congress should be working, instead of shopping at the Mall or promoting their #1409-on-Amazon-stinker books, sign the petition.

Paris Hilton for President (Video)
Blue Star Chronicles — Paris Hilton has put out her own video in response to the John McCain campaign ad that featured her and one of her compatriots, Britney Spears. The video is here and I’ve included the text just for fun ...

CBS Lectures McCain for Lowing Tone, Agrees His Hilton Ad 'Stupid'
NewsBusters.org - Exposing Liberal Media Bias — The CBS Evening News on Wednesday night delivered a campaign story that was little more than a recitation of John McCain's supposed misdeeds in lowering the tone of the campaign as reporter Dean Reynolds criticized McCain for spending “three times as long chatting” with a college football team “as he did talking issues to workers at a cabinet-making company,” took at shot at his access to journalists -- “the man who rides the Straight Talk Express took no questions from reporters” (as if Barack Obama takes questions every day) -- before highlighting how “McCain's own mother” said using Paris Hilton to insult Obama in an ad “was, quote, 'kind of ...

Damn, That Hussy Has a Point
Sound Politics — Damn, That Hussy Has a Point I was reminded by an email on the topic from a buddy that Paris Hilton's now famous video response to the "Celebrity" ad does a clearer job of succinctly stating a rational, long-term energy policy for the nation than has either of the Presidential candidates. Somebody in the political world needs to hire her writer. Meanwhile, my friend has secured the rights to parisforvp.com. Heh. Posted by Eric Earling at August 06, 2008 07:48 PM | Email This

Web Videos Take Risks and TV Ads Are For Congressmen
The Next Right — Patrick is right, web ads have frequently been a lot more memorable than presidential TV ads this cycle and there are a couple of good reasons for it.  The campaigns have been much more willing to take risks in web videos and fundamentally, television ads as a tactic are better suited to races further down the ballot. This cycle we’ve seen great web videos and atrocious ones – but the successful ones have all been irreverent, “too long,” hokey or generally different from traditional spots.  In other words, they take risks.  It’s relatively easy ...

Why Paris Matters
Ross Douthat — "The scariest part of the whole thing," Jim Manzi writes of Paris Hilton's campaign video, "is that her energy plan kind of made sense. It was certainly more coherent than anything put forward by either major campaign." Meanwhile, James Poulos says what we're all thinking: Paris Hilton is clearly more articulate about energy than George W. Bush: she's a professional and a quick study. While Bush can barely manage in a suit at the Presidential desk, Hilton can hold forth -- or do something like a lifelike replica of holding forth -- on offshore drilling in a cutaway onesie and heels. If the marginal ...

Paris Hilton has Huffington in a huff
sisu — Paris who? Like us, Baby — above vying for Tuck's lunchtime pb-and-bacon sandwich —never once had the slightest interest in the Hilton heiress who was famous for being famous. Not until we saw her hot, hot, hot "Paris Hilton for President" FunnyorDie.com political spoof the other day. ...

Barbara's Daily BuzzFlash Minute for August 7, 2008
BuzzFlash.org - Progressive News and Commentary with an Attitude | Fight Ignorance: Read BuzzFlash — BARBARA'S DAILY BUZZFLASH MINUTE How UN-American is this -- "big surprise, when the oil companies were taxed more and their profits went down, you know what they did? They produced less oil. And that made us even more dependent on foreign oil ...

Paris Hilton's 5-million-hit McCain spoof
The Swamp — by Mark Silva Now, it was Sen. John McCain who injected this question of celebrities into the presidential campaign of 2008. So it seems only fair that Paris Hilton - with her own little film blanc nod to the "white-haired dude'' - should be making a big hit on the Internet with her own campaign debut. And our source on this is, what else, Access Hollywood: Hilton's pig-tailed, leopard-skinned spoof of a campaign ad has pulled 5 million hits on FunnyOrDie.com, and the co-founders couldn't be happier. "We're excited by it," co-founder ...

The candidate the “netright” is looking for
pandagon.net - we are the public option — by Amanda Marcotte See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Cavuto Uses Paris Hilton's McCain Video to Promote Drilling and Bash Democrats
News Hounds — I couldn't believe this one -- Neil Cavuto took the ad Paris Hilton made in response to John McCain's ad against Barack Obama -- and aired (August 6, 2008) a tiny piece of it, never explaining where it came from or putting it in context in any way whatsoever, and he used it against Democrats (leaving out Hilton's references to wrinkly, white haired John, of course). These guys are somethin' else. Over a chyron that read, "Paris Gets It: Why Can't Congress?," Cavuto opened the segment with: "Well, forget congress. Would you believe that Paris Hilton may have the answer to America's energy crisis? Why don't we take a look at this:" ...

Weekend Captionfest
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Paris Hilton for President
Burnt Orange Report: - Quick Hits's RSS Feed — If you haven't seen this, you should.  For humor if nothing else. See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

CARNIVAL OF THE INSANITIES - August 10
Dr. Sanity — Time for the weekly insanity update, where the insane, the bizarre, the ridiculous, and the completely absurd are highlighted for all to see! This has been a week of rare idiocy (as always!). So, if you want to remain sane, the best thing is to poke some fun at the more egregious absurdities. ...

Damn Foulmouthed Liberals…
Firedoglake — See more funny videos at Funny or DieThe Washington Times discovers that liberal bloggers curse more frequently than conservative bloggers. This is of course by now an ancient subject within the blogosphere; you may recall that we've been down this road before, ...

Obama versus McCain at the Olympics
Daily Kos — Yesterday it was pointed out that when it came time for John McCain to introduce himself to the huge, non-political Olympic audience, he chose to go negative, continuing with his latest campaign theme: Vote for the old mean nasty guy you thought you admired eight years ago. I'm John McCain and I approved this message. Compare that to the ad the Obama campaign went with: And so an audience of millions, many just starting to pay attention to the presidential campaign, have met the candidate with a vision for the future and the "wrinkly ...

Inasmuch as it's hot outside
dustbury.com — Now that Paris Hilton has established herself as a respectable political commentator, I figure I can quit ignoring her footwear line, which is actually none too dire, if not exactly calculated to shake the fashion world to its very core. You're looking at "Zula," which boasts a one-inch platform and a 4¼-inch heel. I like the two-tone blocking, especially since it sort of includes the strap, though I'd worry about cutting off circulation at that point, just from the sheer size of it. Still, the presence of naked elastic signals that this shoe is Not Too Serious, a plus if you're looking for possibly fun and/or funky. ...

John Edwards Watch: Still Lying? Part Two
FullosseousFlap's Dental Blog — See more funny videos at Funny or Die John Edwards reveals some of his affair’s bombshells Nobody believes John Edwards convoluted story about his affair with Rielle Hunter. The photo evidence about Edwards continued lying is here. ...

Ain’t No Commenters Like Deceiver Commenters ‘Cause Deceiver Commenters Don’t Stop!
Deceiver.com — I’m pretty burnt at the moment, having written over 11,000 heavily researched, meticulously hyperlinked words on the John Edwards/Rielle Hunter story in the last 2 weeks. (No, it ain’t diggin’ ditches. Anybody can dig ditches!) But the story’s still developing, and our traffic is way up. What to do? Simple: I’ll let you guys do all the work. Please note that unlike certain people, I’m giving credit where it’s due. In no particular order: Some say this very special lady’s name is pronounced “Riley.” Some say it’s ...

Britney Squeaks!
AMERICAN DIGEST — What a babe! What a voice! As she says, "I want to welcome you to a world where anything,and I mean anything, can happen." "A compilation of Britney moments featuring the feed from her microphone while she is lip sinking [sic] her songs live on stage." - From Blame it on the voices

Can One Resize Videos for Display?
Little Miss Attila — Can One Resize Videos for Display? Or is that an option that the original editors/producers of the vid have to create? I'm remembering that horrible moment that I had to take down Paris Hilton's brilliant vid that "satirized" McCain. I wish that those who release vids on the web would remember that the main column in a blog is only so large, and create a smallish one that can be embedded without creating havoc.

John McCain & His Roommates
Oliver Willis — The card surfaces again.

Open Thread
Crooks and Liars — h/t Oliver Willis.   Open Thread below….

BJ CLINTON'S EX-GAL-PAL DOES A SHABBY SATIRE OF PALIN
THE ASTUTE BLOGGERS — GOOD GOING GINA GERSHON! ALL YOU PROVE IN THIS VIDEO IS THAT YOU'RE NOT AS SMART, PRETTY OR FUNNY AS SARAH PALIN. AND THIS SOPHOMORIC ATTEMPT AT SATIRE WON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAKE THE CHIC DEGENERATI OF HOLLYWOOD SEEM EVEN LESS PATRIOTIC AND MORE MEAN-SPIRITED THAN THEY DO ALREADY TO MOST OF AMERICA: ...

Gina Gerson, You're No Sarah Palin
Wizbang — I found this video of has been Gina Gershon parodying Sarah Palin at the Huffington Post while looking into Larry Persily. Why was I looking into Mr. Persily? Well, it seems he is CNN's newest "defeat Sarah Palin" source. CNN quoted Mr. Persily in one of their articles about earmarks ...

Gina Gershon Is Sarah Palin In A Bikini
Say Anything — A skit from Will Ferrell’s Funny or Die project starring Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin in a bikini. Personally, I don’t think Gershon is fit to hold Palin’s thong. ...

Tracking a Political Meme: McCain vs Paris Hilton
techPresident — Ever wanted to be able to show someone exactly how a "meme" moves across the web in real-time? Anthony Hamelle of Linkfluence has posted a video doing exactly that. He zeroes in on two political videos that made a big splash at the height of summer: the McCain campaign's successful viral attack on Barack Obama as a "Celeb," which compared him to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in the wake of his European tour and scored well over a million views; and Paris Hilton's snarky response, which ultimately overtook McCain with something over three million views. Hamelle is working with the same map of the US political blogosphere that he ...

Jerry and Joe Long: Only A Matter Of Time
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com — Blatant lies, abject sleaze, even utter contempt for demonstrable reality have been staples of Republican campaigning since Lee Atwater's first cell phone. What distinguishes the McCain-Davis-Schmidt approach is that they don't even care what their version of the facts are. They will literally say anything. We're pretty sure this ad will be out soon. ...

Cubs Players Star In "Monobrow" Video On Will Ferrell's Site
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — Five Cubs players are testing out their comedy chops in a new video on Will Ferrell's interactive comedy site, Funny or Die. In the two-minute clip "Monobrow," Ryan Dempster, Ryan Theriot, Geovany Soto, Mike Fontenot and Mark DeRosa take turns dodging a flying eyebrow. Watch below: ...

Open thread
HorsesAss.Org —

Sarah Palin- Funny or Die
Greatscat! — Sarah Palin- Funny or Die See more funny videos at Funny or Die -Diane Stumble Upon Toolbar Stumble It! on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 5:40 PM | | | Permalink [image] [image] Post a Comment Links to this post See links to this post "> ">$BlogBacklinkURL$>" rel="nofollow"> "> ">$BlogBacklinkTitle$> posted by @ Create a Link

Palin’s Ro(t)e American History Lesson
The Moderate Voice — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn9WduykYpA I just watched the Palin Supreme Court answer from Jonathan Martin’s Politico blog and I have to say that I am not surprised by her answer. As many of you know, I am a Republican and it is sad that my party’s nominee for Vice-President didn’t know the duties of the ...

FoPo from Paris
Boots and Sabers — FoPo from Paris "The greatest depression since The Notebook .” Posted by Wendy at 0752 hrs Off-Duty + Humor + Politics + Politics - General

FoPo: That's Hiltonian for Foreign Policy
Anne Schroeder's Blog — Coinciding with the pink White House is a new Paris Hilton Funny or Die vid where she eagerly gets advice from Martin Sheen, everyone's favorite "fake president." He even says, "Loves it!" See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

Paris Hilton Ad Continues Her Fake Presidential Campaign With Advice From Martin Sheen (VIDEO)
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com — It seems like years ago that John McCain put out an advertisement comparing Barack Obama's popularity to that of Paris Hilton's. The ad prompted a response from Hilton that was widely circulated around the web and on cable news shows. Funny Or Die recently posted a second episode in Paris Hilton's fake campaign for fake president, this one featuring one of America's greatest fake presidents, Martin Sheen. Watch: ...

Paris Hilton Ad Continues Her Fake Presidential Campaign With Advice From Martin Sheen (VIDEO)
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — It seems like years ago that John McCain put out an advertisement comparing Barack Obama's popularity to that of Paris Hilton's. The ad prompted a response from Hilton that was widely circulated around the web and on cable news shows. Funny Or Die recently posted a second episode in Paris Hilton's fake campaign for fake president, this one featuring one of America's greatest fake presidents, Martin Sheen. Watch: ...

Martin Sheen Helps Paris Hilton With Her Presidential Campaign (VIDEO)
Politics on HuffingtonPost.com — The comedy geniuses at Funny or Die have unleashed a new video with Paris Hilton, following the one she made responding to John McCain. In it, she declares her campaign for presidency and sits with Martin Sheen, another fake president, for advice. "America was at it's best when it was on NBC," Paris sighs in regards to "The West Wing." The two also talk war, the economy and interest rates. There's even a cameo from Charlie Sheen. WATCH: ...

How About . . .
Little Miss Attila — How About . . . Sarah at the top of the ticket, and Hilton at the bottom? Via AllahP at Hot Air. He's right, though: we can't just walk out of Iraq with our little pet doggies in our little doggie-purses, teetering on our high heels . . .

The Kids Are Alright
Eschaton — See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

For the seven or eight people who already don't want to make sweet love to Hayden Panettiere
Some Guy With a Website by August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com —

lulz
Comments from Left Field — See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die

BlondeSense — "You are a den of vipers. I intend to rout you out and by the Eternal God I will rout you out. If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking system, there would be a revolution before morning." --Andrew Jackson, 1828 (to a group of investment bankers trying to persuade him to renew their charter)

Barney Frank In The Real No Spin Zone
Oliver Willis —

Lil’ O’Reilly In Savage Dust-Up With Barney Frank
Pat Dollard | Young Americans — See more funny videos at Funny or Die

A Little Friday Humor
Babalú Blog: an island on the net without a bearded dictator — A Little Friday Humor Featuring Little O'Reilly: Posted by Val Prieto at October 17, 2008 02:40 PM Comments Post a comment

“I hope you hit a whale on your way to France!”
Rachel Lucas — First, for the seriousness. Ace of Spades asks a very pertinent question: why not “vet” all the “journalists” just like they’ve “vetted” Joe the plumber? No seriously. Why not? Why not put all their tax, voting, divorce, and personal information all over the internet? I suppose the answer is that “journalists” don’t actually ASK IMPORTANT QUESTIONS like Joe the plumber did. They don’t get Obama to say what he really thinks like Joe the plumber did. Assholes. I mean it. Anyone who has published anything shitty about this individual is an ASSHOLE. Joe ...

Some celebrities figure out how to do the celebrities-in-politics thing exactly right.
Althouse — See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die Thanks! blog advertising blog advertising

Natalie Portman's Financial Crisis Solution (VIDEO)
The Huffington Post | Full News Feed — Natalie Portman and Rashida Jones present a solution to the global economic crisis. We're pretty much buying anything Portman wants to sell us, even if her approach is a little unorthodox. And this plan probably has as much chance of working as anything else we've tried. ...

'Office Linebacker' Demonstrates Consequences of Not Voting
News — 'Office Linebacker' Demonstrates Consequences of Not Voting Terry Tate, "Office Linebacker," returns in a web video urging people to get out and vote. The ex-Reebok spokesman, a fictitious football player who tackles office workers for transgressions such as finishing the coffee and not brewing a fresh pot, this time brings the pain to a slouch who says he doesn't plan to vote Nov. 4. "You better vote or that's all she wrote … sucker!" he says in the video. See more funny videos at Funny or Die The get-out-the-vote clip doesn't mention any candidate, but Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin feels Tate's ire in two ...

Humpday diversion from unsavory politics
protein wisdom — I mean, aren’t there targets other than race-baiting socialist charismats on whom we should be concentrating our derision? Like, for instance, street-theater capitalist charismats named David Blaine? To wit: visit site to read more]

Ron, Opie, and Richie for Obama
Politics Daily — Filed under: Endorsements, Barack Obama, HumorOK, celebrity endorsements don't mean squat, but this one is pretty damn funny. Ah, the golden age of the sit-com: ...

Now, that's using Hollywood
Rising Hegemon — See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

It's Opie, and we don't mean Adam Putnam
Anne Schroeder's Blog — Funny or Die is back again - with Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler. Oh. Yeah. See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Opie For Obama
Oliver Willis — If you’re a fan of the old Andy Griffith show like I am, this is pretty awesome. See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Video: Ron Howard's Call for Change
The Latest on Air America — If you are a voter who is not quite sure whom you'll vote for on November 4, maybe a pep talk from Ron Howard, Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler will do the trick. ...

Ron Howard For Obama:
The Volokh Conspiracy — Although not particularly funny (like the Mac-PC commercials) or substantive (like the Mac-PC commercials) this celebrity endorsement is sort of amazing....

Ron Howard, Henry Winkler and Andy Griffith Endorse Obama...
Blah3 Feed — An absolutely wonderful message. Well done! See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die Don't see this very often, folks.

Ron Howard's Call To Action
Hoffmania! —

Amygdala — YOU WANT FOLKSY, WE GOT FOLKSY. The reason I'm not posting more, by the way, is that my foot hurts like hell, and it especially hurts if I sit at the computer. So for the moment, I'm not online much. Back more when my foot is less broken. View The Rest Scale: 3.5 trout out of 5; it hasn't jumped the shark yet, has it?

You've got to see this
BlondeSense — You've got to see this Posted by Blondesense Liz | 5:35 AM | [image] [image]

Winning The American Center
The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan — Obama's strength is now clear: his temperament and the legacy of Bush has brought many small-c conservatives into his camp: “I’ve always been a Republican, but I’ve switched in the last four years,” said Helen Taylor, 63, of Los Fresnos, Tex., in a follow-up interview. “I voted for Bush because I knew more about him than Kerry, and I stuck with the Republican stance on things at that time. But I became concerned about things Bush was doing, and now I’m more in line with the Democratic platform. I also like Barack Obama because he has intelligence and class and the ...

the campaign of (h)opie
skippy the bush kangaroo — See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

Ron Howard does a really cool pro-Obama thing.
Althouse — See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die blog advertising blog advertising

CA - Vote No on Prop 8
Suburban Guerrilla — Send this to your undecided friends and family: See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Pen-Elayne on the Web — Silly Site o' the Day Off to the wedding shortly! But in the meantime, loads and loads of blogs have been linking to Ron Howard's blast-into-the-past urgings to get out the vote for Obama, so why should I be any different? It definitely put a smile on my face!