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The Voting Machines Take Over
Politics Daily — Filed under: 2008 President, Humor, Viral Video, LOLectionConsidering what we know was (and possibly is) happening in West Virginia... let's just pray. Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President B. Brandon Barker can also be found here.   Permalink | Email this | Linking Blogs | Comments

War for the White House
Weekly Standard Blog — The wizards at The Onion are covering the election. Here's today's top headline: "Voting Machines Elect One of Their Own as President". And here's the report: ...

First Results are In
Newshoggers.com — By BJ And it looks like we're in for an upset! Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President In seriousness however, a quick message for America from your friendly northern neighbours.

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