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theonion.com — November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45 WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in... the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward ... (more) Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - ...
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"Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are":
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Video: Obama cultists cope with victory
Hot Air » Top Picks — Video: Obama cultists cope with victory posted at 4:50 pm on November 5, 2008 by Allahpundit Send to a Friend | printer-friendly From the Onion’s “Be careful what you wish for” files, what do the apostles do with themselves now that the messiah has ascended into heaven? Spread the good word? “We are the ones we’ve been waiting for” is going to wear awfully thin as gospel by 2010. I think we can harness them. Remember in “Day of the Dead” how the doctor taught Bub to use a Walkman? All we need is a meaningless affirmation for them to chant. “The Future Is Now”? “Believe In Belief”? “Just Do It”? Might have ...

These Just In
AMERICAN DIGEST — It would seem that some people just don't know the difference between November and January: Stocks fall as investors ponder Obama presidency Baghdad rocked by fresh bombings Gaza rockets fired after clashes Iran army warns US forces to steer clear of borders Russia to move missiles to Baltic Perhaps George Bush, as a parting gift to an ungrateful nation, could remind them. HT: Dan Friedman In the meantime, proof again ...

Do any of those racists at The Onion have tax liens? Or go by their middle names?
Jim Treacher's Blog That Is on the Internet — Do any of those racists at The Onion have tax liens? Or go by their middle names? Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Posted by Jim Treacher at November 5, 2008 03:56 PM

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Barry Supporters: The Day After - [Reader Post]
Flopping Aces — Are you feeling a little glum today? You’re not alone. Things didn’t quite work out like we wanted them to last night, but hey, just think, at least we’re not Barry supporters. Roll the tape: Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Glad to bring a smile to your faces. ...

Obama Cultists Cope With Emptiness of Own Lives After Campaign
The Jawa Report — November 05, 2008 Obama Cultists Cope With Emptiness of Own Lives After Campaign LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL - this video is ABSOLUTE F*CKING EPIC WIN. Pass it along as a "congratulations" to your favorite Obama cult member. ht: Hot Air By Good Lt. at November 5, 2008 09:31 PM | | l digg this ...

The daze after
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It's funny 'cause it's true
The Reality-Based Community — Merkeley pulls ahead | Main November 05, 2008 [image] It's funny 'cause it's true Posted by ?subject=It's funny 'cause it's true">?subject=It's funny 'cause it's true"> Jonathan Kulick Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Posted at 07:50 PM | TrackBack (0) | [image] | Comments Post a comment Thanks for signing in, . Now you can comment. ( sign out ) (If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks ...

Obama Supporters, Post-Election Day
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Obama Supporters Depressed
Blue Star Chronicles — You might think that the idea of Obama Supporters being depressed is a little absurd considering the high they must surely be on at this point in time. However, as the following news video shows, there’s a growing lethargy in the ranks of Obama’s former supporters. The problem seems to be that after two years of living the life of worshiping the Obamessiah and spending every waking moment obnoxiously forcing yourself on unsuspecting everyday citizens they now find themselves at a lose as to what to do. What to do? Really … what to do? The race is won. The end has come. Their guy is heading to the ...

No We Can't Move On
Politics Daily — Filed under: Democrats, Barack Obama, Humor What makes the Onion so funny much of the time is their uncanny ability to hold a mirror up to true absurdities. They don't always have to exaggerate, sometimes they are right on target. Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are A joke? Well certainly it's hilarious, but how much of a mirror is it? Obama supporters haven't yet stopped Palin-bashing. The end of the campaign has, if anything, increased the attacks from the left on the right. So you tell me. While ...

Post-Election Comic Relief
Conservative Belle — The Onion usually has equal opportunity mockery. I found this little gem yesterday and had a good laugh. I thought we could use something to take the edge off. Enjoy! ...

Poor Obamabots
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Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters to Realize How Empty Their Lives Really Are
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The Onion: Terrible Aftermath of Obama’s Victory (Video)
Tennessee Guerilla Women — What will Obama obsessed cultists do with their lives now that Obama has won?, asks The Onion. "And in related news, the nation is preparing for an onslaught of obnoxious kids named Barack." ...

Laughing At Ourselves
Talking Points Memo — The Onion, increasingly difficult to distinguish from the real news ... Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are ...

Obamania… The Aftermath
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The election of Barack Obama: The aftermath
Sister Toldjah — This is hysterically funny! Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are The guy laying on the ground towards the end sort of looks like Kos. LOL!

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Theo Spark — Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are H/T Shelly

Crisis
Dean's World — Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are Heh. (Thanks John.)

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