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Inaugural Dance
Moonbattery — If only Congress would limit itself to wasting our money on such a limited scale: Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony On a tip from Dennis S.

Onion: Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony
The Jawa Report — January 18, 2009 Onion: Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony So little time, so much to do... Congress Debates Adding Elaborate Dance To Obama's Inauguration Ceremony ...

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Email from the Onion CEO
mudvillegazette.com 12/15/2008 — ... to Uncle J . Good on the Onion for doing the right thing. Now if only they could understand the right reason. (Ditto that to anyone who thought they were making fun of the troops.)
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theonion.com 10/30/2008 — videos about anchor bios store the onion Onion News Network The Onion - In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized? Email This Video To: From: Embed Share Podcast The Video Dispatch Sign up to receive an e-mail when new videos are released. ...
The Onion Crosses A Line
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Former CNN Anchor Moves to The Onion
thelede.blogs.nytimes.com 3/25/2009 — One of CNN's main anchors during the 1980s and 1990s, Bobbie Battista, has taken a step through the looking glass and can now be seen anchoring reports online for ONN, The Onion News Network.
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Know Your Onion
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